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That krilled it :)

I'll reel it in a bit.

EFA

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    Oh I get it. Fish jokes. Took me a while to catch on.

    Let's hope those monger dockers don't net him before us.

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    The poor buggers that haven't seen this thread in the last hour are going to come back and see there's a 100 post explosion and get all excited, only to be disappointed by awesome puns.

    That's what happened to me. I just opened the thread and posted something relating to the topic but then promptly deleted it after I caught on.

    Keep it up guys.

    It's going swell.

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    Oh I get it. Fish jokes. Took me a while to catch on.

    Let's hope those monger dockers don't net him before us.

    I spoke to David Mundy's father Barry and he thinks they are a chance!

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    Whale, I am not sure what is going on with Dangerfish but one thing I do know after trawling through the last few pages of this thread is that if we do manage to land him we will need to be shore that he is accepted into the club and does not feel like a fish out of water.

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    I spoke to David Mundy's father Barry and he thinks they are a chance!

    Clever. But I don't think he would be happy over there. Not with all the Sand an land.
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    We've offered him a treasure chest, he should be a bit shellfish and take it. We've opened the Dory should walk on in.

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    I reckon we are better than 50/50 now

    the new Crows coach doesn't exactly inspire confidence (not to say he wont be good) but you can see Dangerfield being enticed by huge $$$ + the Roos-Goodwin partnership

    ps. sorry no fish puns

    Philip Walsh is a very smart footy brain and was the main man behind the Meth Coast revival in 2011/12. He initiated their change in game plan and their forward press. Woosha lacked a fair bit of tactical nous but was a great motivator, Walsh was the brains in the operation

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    Philip Walsh is a very smart footy brain and was the main man behind the Meth Coast revival in 2011/12. He initiated their change in game plan and their forward press. Woosha lacked a fair bit of tactical nous but was a great motivator, Walsh was the brains in the operation

    I heard Woosha was schooled. We're still doing the fish thing right?

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    I reckon we are better than 50/50 now

    Time to pull out the heavy artillery - we need someone to wash his car for a year.

    Volunteers?

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    I hope we have sufficiently butterfished him up to sail from Adelaide and drop anchor in Melbourne.

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    I'm writing all these down. You guys are quite something.

    So many varieties...

    Who knew there were so many different types of loser out there?

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    Thank you one and all.

    My girlfriend thought me spending time at Demonland was a complete waste of time but after I made her read the very fortunate turn this thread took she now see's exactly why I spend time here ( she muttered something commonality of imbeciles)

    Anywho...for what it's worth I do't think that Basstard will sign with us. ( whether or not he goes to Collingwood is a complete different kettle of fish)

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    I wonder what would be the needed lure ?

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    Cray Cray

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    Thank you one and all.

    My girlfriend thought me spending time at Demonland was a complete waste of time but after I made her read the very fortunate turn this thread took she now see's exactly why I spend time here ( she muttered something commonality of imbeciles)

    )

    Wow dude you have a real girlfriend?

    What's that like, must be cool!

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    I'm writing all these down. You guys are quite something.

    So many varieties...

    Who knew there were so many different types of loser out there?

    Whatever floats your boat...

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    Guys, stahp, pls :P

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    Is there any info in this thread?

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    No. I can't take any more of this. Bream me up.

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