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GOODBYE MITCH CLARK

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I defy anyone to read just the first few lines of this article and not feel like vomiting.

I want to be remembered as a Demon: Clark

who ?

 

Could we lock this thread just for today in honour of Robbie Flower. This guy doesn't deserve to be acknowledged or mentioned today.

Edited by reynolds46

I defy anyone to read just the first few lines of this article and not feel like vomiting.

I want to be remembered as a Demon: Clark

Look, he's just one of those guys that tell you what you want to hear. They are quite charismatic but have not one once of substance and you can't trust a word they say. His actions show that...we have a word for this, rhymes with anchor.

Look, he's just one of those guys that tell you what you want to hear. They are quite charismatic but have not one once of substance and you can't trust a word they say. His actions show that...we have a word for this, rhymes with anchor.

yeah..i've Hird of those types !!

 

Look, he's just one of those guys that tell you what you want to hear. They are quite charismatic but have not one once of substance and you can't trust a word they say. His actions show that...we have a word for this, rhymes with anchor.

once upon a time they were called con-artists, snake-oil salesmen or frauds but that's probably not too pc nowadays

Edited by daisycutter

I defy anyone to read just the first few lines of this article and not feel like vomiting.

I want to be remembered as a Demon: Clark

Nope. The title alone makes me feel like vomiting.

He's in for a shock when he plays us and faces the most ferocious display of supporter backlash he's ever encountered


He will be.

As ordinary bloke who played a handful of exceptionally good games for the Demons during a career in which he played at few AFL clubs.

This guy is seriously delusional.....seems mentally unstable.

I'd be surprised if he lasted the year out playing footy.

I'm depressed because i am seeing all my teams losing, do you think the doctor will advise me to stop supporting Melbourne?

Maybe it's the fact Red Bull isn't doing so well in the F1's, maybe the doc will suggest i go for Mercedes?

Lucky the Australian Test Team have gained the #1 ranking back or i'd have to barrack for South Africa.

Pick 33 & a player from Cats would be more appealing. Another 2 for 1 deal. We don't have idiots in charge anymore, Roos will steer the ship if it gets tough and he isn't stupid. I honestly think it'll be:

Pick 33 - Lumumba

Player from Geelong (Young mid)

You aren't talking about the Tyson / Salem deal are you?

Why do people keep thinking that this was a 2 for 1 deal? We gave up pick 20 as well which would have netted us a very good player like Lewis Taylor.

I'm depressed because i am seeing all my teams losing, do you think the doctor will advise me to stop supporting Melbourne?

Maybe it's the fact Red Bull isn't doing so well in the F1's, maybe the doc will suggest i go for Mercedes?

Lucky the Australian Test Team have gained the #1 ranking back or i'd have to barrack for South Africa.

Toughen up Kika, a real man could handle all this and more and still be a loud and proud Melbourne supporter, Oh that's right you are and this is a Princess Mitch thread.


I defy anyone to read just the first few lines of this article and not feel like vomiting.

I want to be remembered as a Demon: Clark

OMG - so much so that he has basically told us "get stuffed, I'm out of here, and don't give a toss for all you have put up with and done for me"!!!

He will certainly be remembered....as a Disloyal Egotistical Moneygrabbing Ostracised Narcissist !!

The supporters of this club are experts at it.

So you agree that Roos would have put a high priority on keeping a bloke who had played 15 of a possible 66 games?

So you agree that Roos would have put a high priority on keeping a bloke who had played 15 of a possible 66 games?

IF that particular bloke

(i) had fully recovered physically from his injury

(ii) had passed an appropriate mental assessment and had an appropriate attitude

(iii) actually wanted to play for us, not just (sometimes when it suited him) said he did

then I am sure he would pull out all stops.


Trade radio saying Clark to Geelong for 33 - which will then be offloaded for Lumumba.

Effectively Clark for Lumumba. Happy with that.

I think we all know that Roos was pumping Clarks tyres up as the "clubs best player" with an eye to receiving better than just 33 for him. So if this is in fact correct as reported by Jon Ralph, I will be very disappointed if the club accepted 33 alone for Clark and has done so with the knowledge that Band 1 compo for Frawley is confirmed.

 

Toughen up Kika, a real man could handle all this and more and still be a loud and proud Melbourne supporter, Oh that's right you are and this is a Princess Mitch thread.

Yay im a real man!

I'll remember him as a shopping centre level photographer who dabbled in football.


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