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Deeman Redleg

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How dare they go to the tennis when we only won 2 games last year.

They should be at training.

Absolute joke.

I don't know how many times I have to say this but be careful when you're describing something as a joke around here.

Demonland has a policy about jokes in its code of conduct!

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Biffen Legend

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Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR.

Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is.

Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad.

Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers.

The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.

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Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR.

Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is.

Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad.

Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers.

The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.

Profound thought processes, Ray.

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Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR.

Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is.

Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad.

Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers.

The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.

Confucius's 1/2 brother itwood seemso said, playboy who play the rackets, get burned in the long run. Chinese.png

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mjt Redleg

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Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR.

Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is.

Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad.

Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers.

The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.

Did you post that when sitting at the bar?
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Return to Glory Trident

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Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR.

Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is.

Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad.

Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers.

The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.

I don't know Biffen. You cannot go past some of the brilliant humour of those wacky Eastern Europeans. And don't tell me that you don't get as excited as me to see the brilliant musical artist Redfoo shuffling outside Rod Laver Arena whilst his girlfriend, the wacky, zany Victoria Azarenka calls mysterious injury time outs. Very disappointed.

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