What will the next scandal/rumor be?

[Biffen 12,943]

Garry lyon decides to join beard competition

Players revolt and start brazilian competition

Jones to add another BOG to his collection.

He has a" head" start.

[Return to Glory 8,442]

Melbourne to redraft Cook and Morton in exchange for our priority pick.

[PaulRB 6,371]

Our new recruiting manager punches out a kid on a trip to Europe!

[Nasher 33,616]

Our new recruiting manager punches out a kid on a trip to Europe!

Amazing guess, Paul!

[PaulRB 6,371]

I could never make up better stuff than we've been dealt or dealt ourselves these past years...

Sigh

[Macca 16,972]

In a last ditch effort our embattled Board brings in the Kardashians.

Miraculously, we start winning. Vlad dubs it a 'Masterstroke'

Watts weds Kim (complete with beard)

'Jack and the Kardashians' becomes a new hit series.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

Caroline Wilson becomes Melbourne FC's new CEO!

That's interesting because I heard from a reliable source that Greg Denham is in line to take that over from Peter Jackson in 6 months !!

[stuie 7,374]

Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

[old dee 23,792]

Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

[Demon Dynasty 17,109]

$cully so impressed with our midfield (after Sunday) he wants to return for less money (but not much less) !!!

[stuie 7,374]

I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

you're saying I should hit the sack?

[old dee 23,792]

you're saying I should hit the sack?

Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

[stuie 7,374]

Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

Thought I was already sleep and this was all a nightmare...

[Alf Stewart 73]

Dr. Geoffrey Edelston buys enough memberships for his employees (Bill Guest style) to vote him in as the next President.

[rhaz 342]

A player will sleep with Neeld's wife

[Akum 2,660]

The Board petitioned St Jude to get us out of this mess, but he turned them down.

[Ted Lasso 19,518]

Melbourne decide to use it's 1st pick in this years draft on Raph clarke and the league disown them on the spot.

[Mono 455]

Here it is: link

The latest scandal. FFS

[darkhorse72 1,920]

Next scandal...

We get sued by match fixes for not winning the games they are paying our opposition to lose

[jackaub 1,402]

two possible scandals pending

1. Jimmy Hoffers body was found buried in the 'Vault'.

2. melbourne players are accused of using stick on tattoos.

and false beards

[jackaub 1,402]

The match fixers and the drug suppliers mount a take over of the board. MFC starts winning against the best teams and losing against the poor teams The afl is happy ( They have to be) and the money flows MFC players are the biggest and strongest in the league

[Biffen 12,943]

The Chechan bombers in Boston shared a facebook page with Jihad Jack Watts , Tom Gillies and Frawls.

Beard growing comp .

FBI ,CIA now investigating Melbourne Backline in relation to terrorism .

[dees189227 12,394]

New scandal Jack Watts beard is gone apparently. Not sighted at training.

[darkhorse72 1,920]

New scandal Jack Watts beard is gone apparently. Not sighted at training.

AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

[daisycutter 29,616]

AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

rumour has it, that is was a fake

afl to launch investigation for bringing game into disrepute