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What will the next scandal/rumor be?

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Don mclardy sleeping with AD wife....

Caroline Wilson is Cam Schwabs real father

Even Worse a mixture of the Above

Caroline Wilson and Cameron Schwab finally reveal long standing affair

 
 

Good to see people still have a sense of humour.........Made me laugh.....

Garry Lyon trained with the Taliban specialising in explosives...

Explains why he drops into the club and causes havoc, then wanders off like nothing happened.


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Demonland spelling and grammar policing squad repairs another thread title containing a misspelt word.

I get it. Like Giuliani, start at the bottom.

Caroline Wilson becomes Melbourne FC's new CEO!

shed sack everyone and then write a scathing article about melbournes ceo sacking everyone.

 

Preserved urine samples from 1964 Melbourne premiership team are re-tested and test positive - 1964 premiership taken off MFC and handed to Collingfilth!

we loose to the giants on sunday, Neil Craig interim coach and we name Sheedy new coach in november


I'd hate to see it, but a mass walkout of players sick of all the crap would have to be on the cards.

The team puts in a 4 quarter high quality effort and win a game of footy.

The team puts in a 4 quarter high quality effort and win a game of footy.

Don't be so ridiculous - won't happen in my lifetime.

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Thought a "before" picture of me might be scandalous!

Well done Mate.....All that weight you've lost.......


two possible scandals pending

1. Jimmy Hoffers body was found buried in the 'Vault'.

2. melbourne players are accused of using stick on tattoos.

watts and neeld to wed in new zealand

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Thought a "before" picture of me might be scandalous!

"Feeders" are considered hot now.

Keep going.


Melbourne is run by aliens who are actually using their experiences to observe how well humanity cope with a lack of hope...

So our new recruiting guy gets into a scuffle with a brother of an afl listed player. Seriously what are we dealing with.

I reckon I could run that club better than some people there.

 

gary lyon on selection panel for next coach

Garry lyon decides to join beard competition

Players revolt and start brazilian competition


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