Garry lyon decides to join beard competition

Players revolt and start brazilian competition

Jones to add another BOG to his collection.

He has a" head" start.

Melbourne to redraft Cook and Morton in exchange for our priority pick.

Our new recruiting manager punches out a kid on a trip to Europe!

Our new recruiting manager punches out a kid on a trip to Europe!

Amazing guess, Paul!

I could never make up better stuff than we've been dealt or dealt ourselves these past years...

Sigh

In a last ditch effort our embattled Board brings in the Kardashians.

Miraculously, we start winning. Vlad dubs it a 'Masterstroke'

Watts weds Kim (complete with beard)

'Jack and the Kardashians' becomes a new hit series.

Caroline Wilson becomes Melbourne FC's new CEO!

That's interesting because I heard from a reliable source that Greg Denham is in line to take that over from Peter Jackson in 6 months !!

Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

Who cares what the scandal is, the important thing is, who can we sack?!

I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

$cully so impressed with our midfield (after Sunday) he wants to return for less money (but not much less) !!!

I said I was going to bed stuie and I think you should too mate.

you're saying I should hit the sack?

you're saying I should hit the sack?

Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

Yep mate is warm, safe and we never lose a game in my dreams

Thought I was already sleep and this was all a nightmare...

Dr. Geoffrey Edelston buys enough memberships for his employees (Bill Guest style) to vote him in as the next President.

A player will sleep with Neeld's wife

The Board petitioned St Jude to get us out of this mess, but he turned them down.

Melbourne decide to use it's 1st pick in this years draft on Raph clarke and the league disown them on the spot.

Here it is: link

The latest scandal. FFS

Next scandal...

We get sued by match fixes for not winning the games they are paying our opposition to lose

two possible scandals pending

1. Jimmy Hoffers body was found buried in the 'Vault'.

2. melbourne players are accused of using stick on tattoos.

and false beards

The match fixers and the drug suppliers mount a take over of the board. MFC starts winning against the best teams and losing against the poor teams The afl is happy ( They have to be) and the money flows MFC players are the biggest and strongest in the league

The Chechan bombers in Boston shared a facebook page with Jihad Jack Watts , Tom Gillies and Frawls.

Beard growing comp .

FBI ,CIA now investigating Melbourne Backline in relation to terrorism .

New scandal Jack Watts beard is gone apparently. Not sighted at training.

New scandal Jack Watts beard is gone apparently. Not sighted at training.

AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

AFL using Ex-AFP officers launch an inquiry into the suspicious disappearance of Jack's beard, last seen a week ago in Jack's company.

rumour has it, that is was a fake

afl to launch investigation for bringing game into disrepute