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We need some skill in this side, for the first time this year I think we need to finish as low as possible. Thankfully we don't have to tank because we are shiite.

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[censored] you Melbourne.

Every goddamn week. Same [censored].

One man down in this heat, and we are hopelessly out of it.

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I cannot express how [censored] off I am about Garland's atrocious game tonight. Deadset, he has singlehandedly cost us this game. As bad as we've played tonight, we still would have won if not for Garland.

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Cant watch any more - good luck guys.

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Still...a game like this must make a lot of end of season decisions far simpler :huh:

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really Colin? How does midget Ebert out-mark you? Not one of your best.

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Mark Neeld has a shocking football list. Worst by a country mile in the league.

Colin Garland epitomises the weekly brain fades that is this list. This football team is not worthy of watching at AFL level.

10 years behind quality of top 4 teams.

Huh! Did I hear soft hand clapping by the players apologists?

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Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk!!!!! We are [censored] crap! No ticker. Not one of them.

Jetta's got it. Trengove's got it. Grimes has got it. That's about it.
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Your kidding how bad can we get, [censored] poor.

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Mark Neeld has a shocking football list. Worst by a country mile in the league.

He may have but everyone at the club needs to accept responsibility for where we are.

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Why bring on Strauss as sub in the heat than play him in a back pocket. What a waste! Silly move by Neeld move his run up the ground

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2.7 so far since qtr time... damn fine show Demons !!!

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jamar, jurrah, mckenzie, davey, moloney, clark.. all CRUCIAL to structure.. didnt expect anything else did we?

Yeah I do. I expect players earning 100,000's of $$ per year to be able to execute a kick and a handball. Losing players doesn't excuse skills.

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Why bring on Strauss as sub in the heat than play him in a back pocket. What a waste! Silly move by Neeld move his run up the ground

Hasn't touched the ball. Great sub.............Jeeeezzzuuusssss

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This is by far the hardest game I've had to watch for a mighty long time. My brain is just hurting so badly.

Thank God there is nothing riding on this. Especially when we have no dignity remaining anyway.

Clark and Jurrah play and this game is iced at half time.

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It's time for the supporters to rise up and shake the foundation of this pitiful club.

Everything we have done for the last 5 years has resulted shite.

It can't continue I want some bloody accountability 2 wins in a fricken season.

Debt free is great. We can't win a forkin game.

I'm not going to accept it anymore.

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Good to see how teams really struggle with losing their sub early.

We've won 1 game by 1 point this year (I don't count the GWS game because it's not a contest). Under Bailey we never lost to Port outside of Adelaide. Enough said.

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jamar, jurrah, mckenzie, davey, moloney, clark.. all CRUCIAL to structure.. didnt expect anything else did we?

They wouldn't have made any difference.

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