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for a bit of fun

Score: MFC 12.9.81 def by Hawthorn 16.10.106

MFC leading Goal scorer - Miller 3

MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 29 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 16 -1 goal Trengove 13

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 12

Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 3

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 76

Crowd 42,553

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I'd say a fairly good effort, though I think the scores may be a little on the high side. While the Hawk backline is crud, I don't know that our forwards are able to get up to the 80's, and with Franklin gone I doubt if the Hawks are going to be breaking the ton either. I'd also probably add a couple to each of the rookies' tallies, but that's just me.

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for a bit of fun

Score: MFC 12.9.81 def by Hawthorn 16.10.106

MFC leading Goal scorer - Miller 3

MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 29 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 16 -1 goal Trengove 13

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 12

Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 3

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 76

Crowd 42,553

hhaahah

number of times I lament the fact Jurrah isn't there : 35

number of times I praise Jesus that Franklin isn't either: 55

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hhaahah

number of times I lament the fact Jurrah isn't there : 35

number of times I praise Jesus that Franklin isn't either: 55

Ok I'll go along...

Number of pies I touch at half-time before I decide one is hot enough: 41

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Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

dees 13 10 88 def hawks 10 18 78 bate nad miller with 4 goals each roughhead kicks 2 goals 8 behides. dess go on to win 12 games for the season make 8th beaten in frist final by hawtron by 77 pts

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Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

Designated barstaff for the win-win.

Score: MFC 10.6.66 - Hawthorn 9.12.66

MFC leading Goal scorer - Petterd 3

MFC Leading ball winner - Grimes 27 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove - Scully 14 Trengove 18

Crowd 51,473

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Beers pre-match: 4

Beers during the match: 4

Beers post match: 7

Dees to go down by 26 points unfortunately. I think we're a good thing at the line though.

Crowd of 45,716

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Score: MFC 12.9. Hawthorn 10.10

MFC leading Goal scorer - Bate 3

MFC Leading ball winner - Jones 25 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 12 -1 goal Trengove 11

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 6

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 34

Crowd 34890

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Score: Melbourne 12.6.78 Def by Hawthorn 15.10.100

MFC leading Goal scorer - Green 4

MFC Leading ball winner -Jack Grimes 29 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 24 - Trengove 19

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 13

Number of times i say stop fing around just kick it: 77

Crowd 47789

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If Melbourne manage to record a win with Miller kicking a bag - number of times he will still be called useless in posts during the following weeks - Too numerous to count

How many times Miller wishes Newton was in the 22 - Too numerous to count

How many supporters views of the game are clouded by alcohol - Judging by some of the posts, too numerous to count

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My boys are going to the game

No of times Ive heard them say Watts will play first round 167

No of times during the match Ill get a Phone call

If Melbourne winning every Goal

If Melbourne loosing Zip

Most likely Result if Melbourne win

We are Awesome 300 +

Davies stared 100 +

We could have won by more except for bad umpiring decisions 500 +

We will be in the Finals 1000 +

I picked better than you in Supercoach Infinity

Most Likely Result if Melbourne Looses

We are only expected to win a few games this year

But we will still do better than last year Dozens of times

We will improve as time goes on Whole season

Davies was woeful 100 +

We could have done better except for bad umpiring decisions 100 +

We can still make the finals 500-

Dont want to talk about Supercoach Once

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Score: MFC 16.9.105 def by Hawthorn 14.10.94

MFC leading Goal scorer - Petterd 4

MFC Leading ball winner - McDonald 31 Possessions

Best on ground - Grimes

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 21 -2 goal Trengove 25

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 2

Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 2

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 3

Number of times I elbow my hawks friend in the ribs 16

Number of time I look forlornly at ridiculous football followers making ridiculous comments (both Melbourne and Hawthorn) 29

Crowd 51,553

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Score: Melb 15.7.97 Hawks 12.10.82

MFC leading goal kickers: Petterd 6, Green 3

MFC leading Ball Getters: Grimes 32, Davey 30

Scully v Trengove: Scully 19-0 Trengove 24-2

Crowd 55,642

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Number of beers i drink after quarter time to forget about the game... 722

Number of times you go to the toilet after half time..... 305

Number of times i tell a hawthorn supporter the "fire has started".....0

Number of times i sneak one out, only to blame the lady in front...7

Number of times we sing the song...109 (once before the game and 108times afterwoods)

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Score: Melbourne 5.6.36 Def by Hawthorn 14.10.96

MFC leading Goal scorer - Bate 2

MFC Leading ball winner -Aaron Davey 25 Possessions

Possessions Scully V Trengove -Scully 20 - Trengove 17

Number of Times Bailey says competitive at after match press conference 7

Number of times we are forced to listen to the bugler play grand old flag b4 the game 2

Number of times i say "Kick it!!!" during the game 0

Crowd 38574

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The number of times during the game I wish it was 2014: 9

The number of insulting texts I'll receive after the game: 10

The number of alcoholic beverages I'll consume to drown the pain of losing: infinite

Go Dees! B)

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