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And the punches in the gut keep on coming…

 

[censored] the AFL


You knew this would happen.

I still fondly recall the Jvr incident and all the support here that night.

I think there were seriously over two hundred Demonlanders lurking here.

I sat down listening to some posts from the expert witnesses and their outrageous qualifications and computer modeling.

It was one for the ages and my selection of cheeses and fine wines made it for a most memorable moment.

The deliberations took hours and hours. I swear those at the tribunal were going through the all you could eat buffet.

But it was great to see so many Demonlanders with a cornucopia of funny names Id never heard of.

Alas after quaffing so much Penfolds I can't even recall if he was acquitted but it was the camaraderie that made it all so special. And of course the vino.

Give em hell Maysie.

Perhaps one last hurrah by running through the tribunal judges with an elbow tucked in just right so that it is the perfect footy act.

And see how well they can then hold down there roast beef and prawn salads.

And if the worst should transpire and the three weeks stands you can always just tell them you've retired effective immediately just to take the glee out of their sales.

And then sign up next year.

Never forget that they work for the AFL and are all as crooked as hell.

More so than those me maggots masquerading as umpires these days.

Lower than cockroaches and probably just as dirty.

There i actually feel a little better.

Hang on.

Did I memtion that umpires are only put there because society understands they are not fit for any other role.

And that they make up the rules as they go along.

Yep now I feel better. Maybe some more Penfolds. This is what they do to me.

Thank you.

Go Maysie.

 
5 minutes ago, Previously known as LITD. said:

I still fondly recall the Jvr incident and all the support here that night.

I think there were seriously over two hundred Demonlanders lurking here.

I sat down listening to some posts from the expert witnesses and their outrageous qualifications and computer modeling.

It was one for the ages and my selection of cheeses and fine wines made it for a most memorable moment.

The deliberations took hours and hours. I swear those at the tribunal were going through the all you could eat buffet.

But it was great to see so many Demonlanders with a cornucopia of funny names Id never heard of.

Alas after quaffing so much Penfolds I can't even recall if he was acquitted but it was the camaraderie that made it all so special. And of course the vino.

Give em hell Maysie.

Perhaps one last hurrah by running through the tribunal judges with an elbow tucked in just right so that it is the perfect footy act.

And see how well they can then hold down there roast beef and prawn salads.

And if the worst should transpire and the three weeks stands you can always just tell them you've retired effective immediately just to take the glee out of their sales.

And then sign up next year.

Never forget that they work for the AFL and are all as crooked as hell.

More so than those me maggots masquerading as umpires these days.

Lower than cockroaches and probably just as dirty.

There i actually feel a little better.

Hang on.

Did I memtion that umpires are only put there because society understands they are not fit for any other role.

And that they make up the rules as they go along.

Yep now I feel better. Maybe some more Penfolds. This is what they do to me.

Thank you.

Go Maysie.

Gerard is that the moon?

Edited by Clintosaurus

Well the club threw everything at it at least. Jack Rush is a former Supreme Court Judge and was a Saints Board Member as well as being Judge Advocate General. Nobody more qualified.


We should take it to court. How the [censored] can we get one of our best players taken out and end his career by a thug and we have somebody going for the footy suspended for going after the footy

1 minute ago, Swooper1987 said:

Well the club threw everything at it at least. Jack Rush is a former Supreme Court Judge and was a Saints Board Member as well as being Judge Advocate General. Nobody more qualified.

They were never altering the penalty.

Thats how this mob rolls.

Meanwhile other miscreants laugh.

5 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

We should take it to court. How the [censored] can we get one of our best players taken out and end his career by a thug and we have somebody going for the footy suspended for going after the footy

The blatant corruption is astonishing

But they are a law unto themselves and prefer to make it up as they go along. For their ideal outcomes

The big one for me was Cripps. For decades that thug act saw the perpetrator rubbed out as a matter of course

Then, suddenly there was a loophole? What loophole? Total BS

And then May holds his ground and gets 3? It was an accident

Where as the Cripps & Maynard incidents were deliberate acts

Just now, red and blue forever said:

at some point this bs just becomes funny.

Thinking we got a ways to go yet ( well for me )

It's a joke for sure


“Nothing’s coming up Milhouse”

I still haven’t gotten over the Trengove suspension all those years ago. This might take a while too…disgusting decision.

1 hour ago, Mickey said:

No Adrian Anderson but the new guys is a Saints fan...

he won't give up on a lost cause then


36 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Steven mays probably relieved

Doubt it. Due to play his 250th! Absolute balls.

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

They were never altering the penalty.

Thats how this mob rolls.

Meanwhile other miscreants laugh.

Yep

And bonus points Bb for sneaking in the words miscreants.

Or in this case Miscresaints.

Well done.

 

Can anyone explain to me why a former Supreme Court Judge would lower their standards to appear at the monkey circus that is the AFL tribunal?

It’s honestly part of the problem. People like this create the appearance of legitimacy. The tribunal doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously.

2 hours ago, brendan said:

That’s it I’m officially done with the game, 25 year membership coming to an end

Yep Mayfuurg, Moire, danger, cripps all untouchable but our guys PAAAArked


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