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GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Carlton

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I don’t know who is worse us or the umpires.

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    1 minute ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    Curnow hasn’t scored a goal in the last month and kicks 2 in 10 minutes. You just knew he would break the duck against us. 🤣

    May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

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    Absolutely awful quarter


    1 minute ago, Travy14 said:

    So you can duck into tackles again

    I'm almost certain we must practice kicking it over our forwards heads.

    We do it so well, or kicking a bomb to any forward outnumbered two to one.

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    Just now, Mouseymoo said:

    Can't blame Goody for this, we're just [censored]

    Yes we can, he’s ultimately responsible for how we play

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    mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

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    Jefferson, almost predictably back down to Earth after an ok performance


    3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Jefferson pi$$ off

    Hey Chook FUURG OF have u ever played the game?? Its slippery as hell out there if u are gunna have a go have a go at others who have been at the club for years, START with the CLUELESS COACH

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    Just now, Stinger said:

    mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

    He's on the plane home to wa already

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    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Jefferson is not AFL standard and never will be.

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    Just now, Unqualified opinion said:

    May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

    Jefferson wouldn’t get a kick on me. And I’m 74 with a broken ankle.

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    Picket Fence has announced a 1 week sabbatical from Demonland

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    Bog ordinary team. 😖

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    Moir is tonight's Kent Kingsley nominee.


    I'm turning this garbage off

    Just now, Stinger said:

    mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

    So too

    Windsor

    Chin

    Oliver

    Jvr

    And a few others for sure.

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    Absolutely unacceptable. Ball use, decision making, comical errors. We look a side that has no idea what we are doing, and when we finally get the ball we drop a steaming [censored] in our pants

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    1 minute ago, picket fence said:

    Hey Chook FUURG OF

    He can’t play.


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