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1 minute ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Curnow hasn’t scored a goal in the last month and kicks 2 in 10 minutes. You just knew he would break the duck against us. 🤣

May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

Absolutely awful quarter


1 minute ago, Travy14 said:

So you can duck into tackles again

I'm almost certain we must practice kicking it over our forwards heads.

We do it so well, or kicking a bomb to any forward outnumbered two to one.

Just now, Mouseymoo said:

Can't blame Goody for this, we're just [censored]

Yes we can, he’s ultimately responsible for how we play

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

 

3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Jefferson pi$$ off

Hey Chook FUURG OF have u ever played the game?? Its slippery as hell out there if u are gunna have a go have a go at others who have been at the club for years, START with the CLUELESS COACH

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Just now, Stinger said:

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

He's on the plane home to wa already

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Jefferson is not AFL standard and never will be.


Just now, Unqualified opinion said:

May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

Jefferson wouldn’t get a kick on me. And I’m 74 with a broken ankle.

Picket Fence has announced a 1 week sabbatical from Demonland

Bog ordinary team. 😖

Moir is tonight's Kent Kingsley nominee.


I'm turning this garbage off

Just now, Stinger said:

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

So too

Windsor

Chin

Oliver

Jvr

And a few others for sure.

Absolutely unacceptable. Ball use, decision making, comical errors. We look a side that has no idea what we are doing, and when we finally get the ball we drop a steaming [censored] in our pants

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Hey Chook FUURG OF

He can’t play.


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