Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

GAMEDAY: Rd 19 vs Carlton

Featured Replies

 

I don’t know who is worse us or the umpires.

 
1 minute ago, VNightCityLegend said:

Curnow hasn’t scored a goal in the last month and kicks 2 in 10 minutes. You just knew he would break the duck against us. 🤣

May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

Absolutely awful quarter


1 minute ago, Travy14 said:

So you can duck into tackles again

I'm almost certain we must practice kicking it over our forwards heads.

We do it so well, or kicking a bomb to any forward outnumbered two to one.

Just now, Mouseymoo said:

Can't blame Goody for this, we're just [censored]

Yes we can, he’s ultimately responsible for how we play

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

 

Jefferson, almost predictably back down to Earth after an ok performance


3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Jefferson pi$$ off

Hey Chook FUURG OF have u ever played the game?? Its slippery as hell out there if u are gunna have a go have a go at others who have been at the club for years, START with the CLUELESS COACH

Edited by picket fence

Just now, Stinger said:

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

He's on the plane home to wa already

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Jefferson is not AFL standard and never will be.


Just now, Unqualified opinion said:

May hasn’t really put a glove on him though. Jeffo would be able to kick a bag on May atm

Jefferson wouldn’t get a kick on me. And I’m 74 with a broken ankle.

Picket Fence has announced a 1 week sabbatical from Demonland

Bog ordinary team. 😖

Moir is tonight's Kent Kingsley nominee.


I'm turning this garbage off

Just now, Stinger said:

mcvee looks a shadow of his former self

So too

Windsor

Chin

Oliver

Jvr

And a few others for sure.

Absolutely unacceptable. Ball use, decision making, comical errors. We look a side that has no idea what we are doing, and when we finally get the ball we drop a steaming [censored] in our pants

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Hey Chook FUURG OF

He can’t play.


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Fremantle

    The dominant storyline coming out of Round One for Saturday Night’s clash at Optus Stadium centres on the influence of the big men. The spotlight naturally falls on two elite ruckmen who, five years ago, shared the stage in Melbourne’s memorable premiership triumph.

    • 3 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 02

    The compromised AFL fixture will get another test this week with the first lot of teams getting a bye after only two matches. Despite this Round 2 starts off with two cracking games as the Hawks host the Swans at the G on Thursday Night and then on Friday Night the Crows host the Bulldogs at Adelaide Oval. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons?

    • 127 replies
  • THE STATS FILES: St. Kilda

    As part of the effort to trim the runtime of the regular podcast, we’ve been looking at which segments could be reshaped without losing what makes them valuable. One segment that naturally came into focus was Binman’s Stats Files. Not because it isn’t important; quite the opposite. It’s become such a substantial and much-loved part of the show that it deserves a little room to breathe.

    • 13 replies
  • PREGAME: Fremantle

    After a stunning victory over the Saints in the first round of the Season the Demons head over to Perth to take on the Dockers who choked in their first match against the Cats. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Like
    • 188 replies
  • REPORT: St. Kilda

    One of the big stories of the AFL off-season was the spending spree of Melbourne’s Round 1 opponent, St Kilda. They splashed out heavily, first to retain Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera - the hero of last year’s epic come-from-behind miracle victory -turning him into a $2 million man. They then effectively took out an expensive overdraft to recruit a string of expensive players from other clubs. It was a risky investment strategy and, although it’s still early days, it certainly failed to pay off in Sunday’s season opener, with much of the glitter turning to fool’s gold.

    • 2 replies
  • POSTGAME: St. Kilda

    Never in doubt!!! In Steven King’s first game at the helm of the Melbourne Football Club, the Dees outlasted Saints in a wild, momentum-swinging thriller at the MCG, running out 13-point winners.

      • Love
      • Like
    • 532 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.