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11 minutes ago, waynewussell said:

At the ground, looks like Sharp is back in!

Argh... surely not

 

What is it about Collingwood fans?

11 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

On train from Malvern; filthy

I would guess 10 to 1 their way

Since when, have Filth supporters traveled on a Malvern Train

This is an outrageous observation….


1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Since when, have Filth supporters traveled on a Malvern Train

This is an outrageous observation….

I think it's OK, as long as they don't get off at any of Malvern, Armadale or Toorak Stations.

3 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

I think it's OK, as long as they don't get off at any of Malvern, Armadale or Toorak Stations.

But the doors might open…

19 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just Kick Straight,

the process means nothing without scoreboard pressure

It’s Neale’s day…So make him happy

WIN…

Not interested in an Honorable loss…WIN…

It’s also my Birthday, so don’t make me angry ok….

Happy birthday SWYL! I’m at the ground so I’ll cheer extra boisterously in your honour. I’ll lose my voice (again!) to help find a win for us any day - especially today against the filth on your birthday! GO DEES!

 
12 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Since when, have Filth supporters traveled on a Malvern Train

This is an outrageous observation….

They often travel to these suburbs in daylight hours to do recon for their "extra-curricular nocturnal activities". Also, some of their dentists live there.


Because of the slide, robbo did the call out of the players.

He didn't get the love. I know most people aren't in there seats yet, but no one gave a stuff.

I can't say I feel confident but I do feel eager. If we put our best from season '25 against Pies best season '25, they win by 10-20 points. So we must deny them their best game, and we must kick straight. Big games from Sparrow and Bowey will help negate their best. Their only forward in genuine form is Elliot, most of their other goals coming from midfielders.

Let' go boys.

Clarry is the Rumour!!🤢


19 minutes ago, Lou C. Fur said:

Happy birthday SWYL! I’m at the ground so I’ll cheer extra boisterously in your honour. I’ll lose my voice (again!) to help find a win for us any day - especially today against the filth on your birthday! GO DEES!

Thanks Lou. Appreciated 🥃🍺🥂

We are a massive chance today if the rain holds off. we are useless in the wet usually due to overpossession.

Three things

  • Bring elite heat

  • Take our chances inside 50

  • Don't get sucked into to pies chirping and thuggery

Go Dees

Zero confidence, hopefully we at least play up to the occasion and don’t get pumped.

Having said that I thought we were certainties last week and had no chance against the lions so what do I know?

Go dees

51 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

On train from Malvern; filthy

I would guess 10 to 1 their way

Disturbing ratio given it’s actually our home game.


 

Lever is out here warming up. Yet to spot Clarry but it’s very hard to tell as not everyone is training on the ground.


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