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GAMEDAY: Rd 12 vs St. Kilda

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8 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

The ghosts of the 2023 finals series return

Our goal kicking is deplorable

Cost us both 2023 finals

Hawthorn this year

Loads of other games

Hopeless

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    Umps will shut us out now

    Just now, Tom Dyson said:

    Isn’t it funny how most weeks our opposition are complete sharp shooters and never miss, we are bloody cursed when it comes to goal kicking

    You gotta give up something to get something.

    We have enough tall defenders to cover Disco.

    I'd send him forward and see what he can bring.

    We aint winning this without kicking straight from here

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    Dominating inside 50s and can't kick a goal, Turner will be moved forward with 5 minutes left with the game out of reach

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    Is putrid too strong a word for this mish-mash of dropped marks, fumbles, wayward kicks and woeful defence?

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    1 minute ago, Tom Dyson said:

    Isn’t it funny how most weeks our opposition are complete sharp shooters and never miss, we are bloody cursed when it comes to goal kicking

    Cursed - no. Just can’t be bothered working on it.

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    We look way too lethargic to mount any serious challenge

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    Too many dumb decisions, too many missed goals, too often. Agonising to watch our defence do so much right, only to have our forward play be so poor. Sparrow's kick just then - case in point.

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    Sparrow shocking disposal.


    2 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

    we can be so very annoying

    1.4 for a dominant qtr.

    and we’ve gone backwards on the scoreboard.

    Do we want to win??

    Same old story.

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    I’m so over watching this team kick themselves out of games. It’s boring.

    Boring is one word. [censored] infuriating is another.

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    Is Chocco in charge of skills?

    He has been bleeding us dry for years filling up his superannuation fund.

    And the May-Lever dynamic duo is long gone, both way past their best.

    We are where we are on the ladder because we aren’t that good. Simple. Mid range AFL team.

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    3 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

    Isn’t it funny how most weeks our opposition are complete sharp shooters and never miss, we are bloody cursed when it comes to goal kicking

    Because we are kicking from congested forward line and pushed out to the pockets while they are taking shots from the goal square.

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    So much of our game today is just not AFL standard - skills and effort

     

    When are the coaches going to admit we have a serious problem with accuracy?

    We are going to kiss any chance of finals goodbye because we can’t kick straight against a bog ordinary Saints side

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