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We need to pull our ....out.

This has upset written all over it the way we are playing.

Some lazy football with defenders asleep in the sun.

 
 

Why is AJ spoiling from behind in a forward marking contest with Petty going up in front?

Langdon - 1 tackle. You're needed Ed.


 
4 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Ghostwriter can you get to Choco pls and ask him to get Kozzy to fix his goal kicking method pls.

Clearly no one in the FD is doing much about it.

His desire to rush that shot effectively cost us 12 points there and now we've lost the momentum and gotten their tails up.

That aspect of his game is just too amateur for this level and is costing his team badly

Not a very good advertisement for Chocos fancy footballs is it.

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3 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Beaten by Christine Keeler

Not sure bots would inderstand

WTF is this [censored]?


Looking like rounds 1-5 Melbourne atm

Steven May opponent once again.

They dropped the wrong defender last week. May should be at Casey instead of McDonald


 

We are being slaughtered

Typical of us to be wasting a golden opportunity. They have come here to play. We are not interested in tough, honest footy.

Lever rusty as all hell. Seen this before, miss 8 weeks and then never quite get back up to speed. Being caught out of position, dropping marks, giving away frees ...


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