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Gawn - beast at play

Pickett - please never leave

Langdon - great second half

Salem - rarely wasted disposals

Melksham - genius at work

Rivers - impressive all game

Petracca - dominant second half

Oliver - amazing tagging game

Bowey - maintained impeccable form

Lindsay - mature beyond years

McDonald - another outstanding performance

Langford - great second half

Sparrow - great tagging performance

May - reminiscent of yesteryear

McVee - efficient and effective

Petty - competed with courage

Spargo - didn’t effect result

Fritsch - found his position

Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

Sharp - didn’t take chances

Johnson - justified soccer training

Turner - some valuable involvement

 
 
7 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Zorko - what a plonker

Fighting for a spot with Andrews as the biggest sook going around.


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24 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - beast at play

Pickett - please never leave

Langdon - great second half

Salem - rarely wasted disposals

Melksham - genius at work

Rivers - impressive all game

Petracca - dominant second half

Oliver - amazing tagging game

Bowey - maintained impeccable form

Lindsay - mature beyond years

McDonald - another outstanding performance

Langford - great second half

Sparrow - great tagging performance

May - reminiscent of yesteryear

McVee - efficient and effective

Petty - competed with courage

Spargo - didn’t effect result

Fritsch - found his position

Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

Sharp - didn’t take chances

Johnson - justified soccer training

Turner - some valuable involvement

Chandler - some important involvement

 

Melbourne- what a win !!!

Kozzzzy - we love you

Melksham- the goalkicking ace

Max - simply the greatest

Zorko - Go get F$&&(&)d

Oliver - silenced the critics

Lindsay - huge future ahead

Fritsch - our super sub

Spargo - (censored) (censored) (censored)


2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Fighting for a spot with Andrews as the biggest sook going around.

yes they love to moan up there - if the Qld Govt and the AFL don't look after them (read umpires as well as $s) they cut up ruff.

Zorko needs a self-reflective alignment (that's corporate talk for go look in the mirror)!

Spot on joeboy.👏👏👏

12 hours ago, chook fowler said:

Zorko - what a plonker

Low life scum

Edited by picket fence

12 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - beast at play

Pickett - please never leave

Langdon - great second half

Salem - rarely wasted disposals

Melksham - genius at work

Rivers - impressive all game

Petracca - dominant second half

Oliver - amazing tagging game

Bowey - maintained impeccable form

Lindsay - mature beyond years

McDonald - another outstanding performance

Langford - great second half

Sparrow - great tagging performance

May - reminiscent of yesteryear

McVee - efficient and effective

Petty - competed with courage

Spargo - didn’t effect result

Fritsch - found his position

Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

Sharp - didn’t take chances

Johnson - justified soccer training

Turner - some valuable involvement

Poor Chandler.

34 minutes ago, He de mon said:

Poor Chandler.

Forgotten by Joeboy


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1 hour ago, praha said:

Forgotten by Joeboy

I actually DID add it but it’s appeared on a repeat thread:

Some important involvement

Lions’ indigenous jumper: bare bum cheeks

20 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Lions’ indigenous jumper: bare bum cheeks

Yeah. I too noticed the 'brickies smile'.


8 minutes ago, CHF said:

Yeah. I too noticed the 'brickies smile'.

Yeah we were super distracted at the beginning of the match, especially by Harris Andrews who was right in front of us and who was wearing his jumper at a length that gave the best illusion of yellow bum cheeks wearing a black g-string. At one point early in the match I thought that having a laugh at the bare bum cheeks might prove the highlight of an otherwise depressing day. How wrong I was! The bare bum cheeks came a close second though 😁

In a Devil's Advocate kind of mood.

Thoroughly enjoyed the win. Kudos, backslapping and high 5s all around.

Having resettled on solid ground.... I'm left with a bizarre idea it kind of raises more questions about us than it answers.

Looking forward to Sunday ( now )

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