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My 3 word player analysis V Brisbane

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - beast at play

Pickett - please never leave

Langdon - great second half

Salem - rarely wasted disposals

Melksham - genius at work

Rivers - impressive all game

Petracca - dominant second half

Oliver - amazing tagging game

Bowey - maintained impeccable form

Lindsay - mature beyond years

McDonald - another outstanding performance

Langford - great second half

Sparrow - great tagging performance

May - reminiscent of yesteryear

McVee - efficient and effective

Petty - competed with courage

Spargo - didn’t effect result

Fritsch - found his position

Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

Sharp - didn’t take chances

Johnson - justified soccer training

Turner - some valuable involvement

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    7 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Zorko - what a plonker

    Fighting for a spot with Andrews as the biggest sook going around.

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    24 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - beast at play

    Pickett - please never leave

    Langdon - great second half

    Salem - rarely wasted disposals

    Melksham - genius at work

    Rivers - impressive all game

    Petracca - dominant second half

    Oliver - amazing tagging game

    Bowey - maintained impeccable form

    Lindsay - mature beyond years

    McDonald - another outstanding performance

    Langford - great second half

    Sparrow - great tagging performance

    May - reminiscent of yesteryear

    McVee - efficient and effective

    Petty - competed with courage

    Spargo - didn’t effect result

    Fritsch - found his position

    Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

    Sharp - didn’t take chances

    Johnson - justified soccer training

    Turner - some valuable involvement

    Chandler - some important involvement

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    Turner was good today.

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    Melbourne- what a win !!!

    Kozzzzy - we love you

    Melksham- the goalkicking ace

    Max - simply the greatest

    Zorko - Go get F$&&(&)d

    Oliver - silenced the critics

    Lindsay - huge future ahead

    Fritsch - our super sub

    Spargo - (censored) (censored) (censored)

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    2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Fighting for a spot with Andrews as the biggest sook going around.

    yes they love to moan up there - if the Qld Govt and the AFL don't look after them (read umpires as well as $s) they cut up ruff.

    Zorko needs a self-reflective alignment (that's corporate talk for go look in the mirror)!

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    Spot on joeboy.👏👏👏

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    12 hours ago, chook fowler said:

    Zorko - what a plonker

    Low life scum

    Edited by picket fence

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    12 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - beast at play

    Pickett - please never leave

    Langdon - great second half

    Salem - rarely wasted disposals

    Melksham - genius at work

    Rivers - impressive all game

    Petracca - dominant second half

    Oliver - amazing tagging game

    Bowey - maintained impeccable form

    Lindsay - mature beyond years

    McDonald - another outstanding performance

    Langford - great second half

    Sparrow - great tagging performance

    May - reminiscent of yesteryear

    McVee - efficient and effective

    Petty - competed with courage

    Spargo - didn’t effect result

    Fritsch - found his position

    Windsor - surprisingly poor disposal

    Sharp - didn’t take chances

    Johnson - justified soccer training

    Turner - some valuable involvement

    Poor Chandler.

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    34 minutes ago, He de mon said:

    Poor Chandler.

    Forgotten by Joeboy

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    1 hour ago, praha said:

    Forgotten by Joeboy

    I actually DID add it but it’s appeared on a repeat thread:

    Some important involvement

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    Lions’ indigenous jumper: bare bum cheeks

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    20 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Lions’ indigenous jumper: bare bum cheeks

    Yeah. I too noticed the 'brickies smile'.

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    8 minutes ago, CHF said:

    Yeah. I too noticed the 'brickies smile'.

    Yeah we were super distracted at the beginning of the match, especially by Harris Andrews who was right in front of us and who was wearing his jumper at a length that gave the best illusion of yellow bum cheeks wearing a black g-string. At one point early in the match I thought that having a laugh at the bare bum cheeks might prove the highlight of an otherwise depressing day. How wrong I was! The bare bum cheeks came a close second though 😁

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    In a Devil's Advocate kind of mood.

    Thoroughly enjoyed the win. Kudos, backslapping and high 5s all around.

    Having resettled on solid ground.... I'm left with a bizarre idea it kind of raises more questions about us than it answers.

    Looking forward to Sunday ( now )

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