Jeez we are great at putting periods of utterly ****ful football together this year. Get it together for [censored]'s sake!

dont worry about manning up on baker in the middle, just let him keep running.

And this is the the definition of ‘Melbourne football’.

Edited May 3May 3 by BLWNBA

The game plan is worth Zip if you have zero forward craft, structure, finesse and finish

What a joke. Dominate the game and can't execute.

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

And suddenly we've lost the lead. Our misses are coming back to bite us big time.

They’ve missed just as many

We are a broken team.

Goodwin can go, and a couple of players can join him.

Every team in the AFL believes they can beat us. And its because every team knows we will leave the door open.

Love langford

Would love to be the one giving the half time spray.....

The under 12's down the road are coached better than us

Can these our team fire the fuxi up

I've got family over tonight so watching when I can. My brother-in-law said to me "percentage booster?". I replied, "well, it depends which Melbourne turns up".

So far, it is the rounds 1-5 Melbourne who can't hit the side of a barn with a bulldozer. Sub standard tonight.

Let's keep kicking to the boundary

Need to move Milkshake further towards the centre.

How does a seasoned player like May just kick it the way he did before.

I'm sick of these lazy handballs.

Somes this team up.

Edited May 3May 3 by leave it to deever

Typical Melbourne 3 goals from 30 inside 50s

We are really tragic…

Give em a spray goody

the pyre is almost ready for lighting

That was a pothole of a quarter

Cooked. Coach killing performance..

I can't see down the ground but are we seriously saying we're putting Lingers at CHF on Baker!!???

Please tell me i'm mistaken

Edited May 3May 3 by Demon Dynasty

Pull Simpson out of the commentary box and make him coach

Our 3rd quarter better be epic given our 4th quarter track record.

Both contests over before half time 😂😂😂