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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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I'd switch Rooh down back for Petty

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This is peak 2024 Demons

Keep giving 100% (this Q) and then kicking to the other teamย 

why bother you morons!?

Third quarter almost over and Fritta has his third kick.

He is a shadow of the guy that helped win our last flag.

We have been playing such lazy footy all day. It's been a disgraceful effort.

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My Ethiopian mate just texted me saying we make it incredibly hard to score goals and sweat like Ethiopian slaves just to get an opportunity to even try and score.ย 

Watching us play is exhausting. Was genuinely upbeat after last week, but manโ€ฆ itโ€™s becoming just sad.ย 

If the ump pays the throw Lever is OK. Maggots.

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Front line is non-existentย 

We are so badย 

another dumb kick. this time viney

Terrible pass into 50.ย 
Who to???ย 


What's making me laugh is the commentators talking up north after we miss easy kicks and give them free turnovers haha

Maybe we should recruit comden as our CHF. We kick it to him enough.ย 

Everytime we get it with a bit of space and time I think we are going to be good. What follows is a long kick to no one or a shanked kick. Infuriating.


None of our forwards want to lead up and demand the football.ย 

Unwatchable.

Frankly insulted that you can be paid hundreds of thousands to not be able to hit simple targets.

For shame.

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Same movie as 2022, 2023, 2024.

Nothing has changed.

Goodwin and his empty promises. So much for the new game plan.


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