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Welcome to Demonland: Jai Culley

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Culley looks good but he needs to stop providing soft drop crumbs in the backline. He did that twice on the weekend and it cost two goals.

That said, he looks like an AFL player.

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    Could imagine Culley and Langford swapping over from deep forward to wing

    No idea if Culley will be a long term best 22 guy but crazy how the Eagles delisted a midfielder with his height and aerial game

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    On 11/08/2025 at 10:15, Gorgoroth said:

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    Speed of thought and delivery is better than pure speed.

    Greg Williams says “hi”.

    And he looked pretty quick to me at the G on Sunday.

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    14 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Anyway out for Dinner with Mrs Fence for Black Pudding, Haggis, Dirty Faggots, Ditties, Toad in the Hole and Lobscourse,

    Sounds like 'dinner and show' at @Bitter but optimistic's manor

    Edited by Stiff Arm

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    What an unsophisticated fellow you are Stiffy !

    The Manor's resident Michelin Man would never serve up such "horrible nourriture " when local delicacies such as Alpaca Bourguignon and Kookaburra under glass are available!

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Kookaburra under glass

    Tsk tsk. Kookaburras are a protected species and it is against the law to kill them or, your deity of choice forbid, eat them.

    However, I have to confess that I did try some roasted kookaburra at a dinner party one night.

    It has a most unusual taste, somewhere between platypus and orange-bellied parrot.

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    What an unsophisticated fellow you are Stiffy !

    The Manor's resident Michelin Man would never serve up such "horrible nourriture " when local delicacies such as Alpaca Bourguignon and Kookaburra under glass are available!

    I'm glad it isn't Alpaca (beef) wellington!! 🙃

    Edited by Lucifers Hero

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    Had a look around but couldn't find anything so i'm putting it out here: any news / reports on Jai after that shocking landing?

    Edited by Maximum
    Punctuation

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    On 14/08/2025 at 15:50, adonski said:

    Could imagine Culley and Langford swapping over from deep forward to wing

    No idea if Culley will be a long term best 22 guy but crazy how the Eagles delisted a midfielder with his height and aerial game

    He had a year out from the ACL, obviously hadn't regained his pace easiest delist for any list manager.

    Don't know anyone who doesn't take a season to regain speed, spring and form until a year or so after ther return from the year off. It takes time, something of a massive commodity in list terms - unless you are an absolute gun time isn't on your side. Hes not the first to be strung out after an injury, and definitely won't be the last. Fortunately he was able to have some redevelopment time and then get onto our list. You never know what a full preseason will do for him - we might have something here

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    On 15/08/2025 at 10:12, Demonstone said:

    Tsk tsk. Kookaburras are a protected species and it is against the law to kill them or, your deity of choice forbid, eat them.

    However, I have to confess that I did try some roasted kookaburra at a dinner party one night.

    It has a most unusual taste, somewhere between platypus and orange-bellied parrot.

    I would NEVER eat a kookaburra, especially the beak. Unless, the beak was done to a crisp and perhaps with a dash of lemon and pepper.

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    8 hours ago, Maximum said:

    Had a look around but couldn't find anything so i'm putting it out here: any news / reports on Jai after that shocking landing?

    I did a rewind on that, he was actually tunnelled by Petty as a Collingwood player had shoved Petty fair in the back in the marking contest.

    The hands in the back legalisation is making this practice incredibly dangerous and has the potential to see someone end up with a broken neck.

    Collingwood player that caused it. So nothing to see here

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    2 hours ago, Brownie said:

    I did a rewind on that, he was actually tunnelled by Petty as a Collingwood player had shoved Petty fair in the back in the marking contest.

    The hands in the back legalisation is making this practice incredibly dangerous and has the potential to see someone end up with a broken neck.

    Collingwood player that caused it. So nothing to see here

    Nothing to see and crickets out of the commentators.... how surprising.

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    2 hours ago, Brownie said:

    I did a rewind on that, he was actually tunnelled by Petty as a Collingwood player had shoved Petty fair in the back in the marking contest.

    The hands in the back legalisation is making this practice incredibly dangerous and has the potential to see someone end up with a broken neck.

    Collingwood player that caused it. So nothing to see here

    The coach mentioned that he was sent to hospital to be checked out but haven’t heard the results.

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    29 minutes ago, DeeZone said:

    The coach mentioned that he was sent to hospital to be checked out but haven’t heard the results.

    And Chaplin mentioned "whiplash", so I guess they will have checked out his neck/spine. I was watching him closely after it happened - as he stayed down for a while. As he started to run - expecting to stay on - he grabbed at his lower back. and then headed off the ground. Over to the medical experts on here.....

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