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42 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

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The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!

 

I think everyone should lay off Trac and when he gets that first touch round 1 I hope everyone gets up and claps him. Make him remember just how much he is loved at the Dees. It’s a supporters job to support.

3 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

I think everyone should lay off Trac and when he gets that first touch round 1 I hope everyone gets up and claps him. Make him remember just how much he is loved at the Dees. It’s a supporters job to support.

I will put my hand up though and say that during all the turmoil I did feel like turning on him…. But as the dust settles it’s time to change the focus!

 
1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Ok, again, I am not trying to argue against voicing that opinion on Demonland, I am trying to argue against that opinion wherever it is voiced.

Presumably, I am reaching people that live in the real world? That might impact even in a small way the proliferation of the toxic and tedious environment that has been created…

I hear ya rpfc but it is the silly season so if someone wants to make a pantomime villain out of a sports personality that's been a bit of a tw@t I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. 

Surely no one is booing him? The Brand has his faults but his incredible professionalism and drive make him our most important puzzle piece. To boo him would be ridiculous to the extreme.


I was worried about the media proliferating the Trac BS all year but who needs them when you have DL

8 minutes ago, Roost it far said:

Surely no one is booing him? The Brand has his faults but his incredible professionalism and drive make him our most important puzzle piece. To boo him would be ridiculous to the extreme.

He almost dies, yet comes back to pre-season in the best shape out of any player on our list.

ummmmmm……..hand me some brand Petracca!

Edited by Demon Disciple

14 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

I hear ya rpfc but it is the silly season so if someone wants to make a pantomime villain out of a sports personality that's been a bit of a tw@t I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. 

Sure, but here on the forum dedicated to this team we all love - we like to keep good players at club yeah? Some on here lost sleep over who we took with the 3rd last pick in the draft…

Pantomime is a participatory type of theatre so we have our part to play don’t we…

 
4 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Kolt might be up there with Kozzie as king of the kids!

He was great with the kids at the race on game day last year, always had time for the little ones, always very engaging.  

3 hours ago, Roost it far said:

Surely no one is booing him? The Brand has his faults but his incredible professionalism and drive make him our most important puzzle piece. To boo him would be ridiculous to the extreme.

If you've pencilled in that nickname for the rest of next season, maybe in the interest of fairness you can pencil in Clarry as the "[censored] Cat" or "The Fresh Start" too? (to be doubly annoying)

 

Edited by John Demonic


13 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

For me this easy.

Full = 100% & 1/2 of 100% is 50%. AKA half full

Empty = 0 (or 0%). 1/2 of 0 is still 0. AKA half nothing

 

Hit me up if you want to know the meaning of life 😉

These bloody glasses can be looked at in three ways.

optimist: the glass is half fulL.

pessimist: the glass is half empty.

realist: I need a refill.

8 hours ago, John Demonic said:

If you've pencilled in that nickname for the rest of next season, maybe in the interest of fairness you can pencil in Clarry as the "[censored] Cat" or "The Fresh Start" too? (to be doubly annoying)

 

I’ll just stick to The Brand

4 hours ago, CHF said:

These bloody glasses can be looked at in three ways.

optimist: the glass is half fulL.

pessimist: the glass is half empty.

realist: I need a refill.

Pragmatist:  somebody's going to have to wash that bloody glass you know.

15 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

When Tracc wins the Norm again in our 2025 flag, a few on here should be feeling a bit sheepish about everything.

we'll be able to ask the pies for 4x top 10 picks if this happens 😉

Edited by biggestred

12 hours ago, Demon Disciple said:

He almost dies, yet comes back to pre-season in the best shape out of any player on our list.

ummmmmm……..hand me some brand Petracca!

Jesus Christ GIF
 

Dare I say it according to some “he’s been a very naughty boy”.

Edited by Tarax Club


3 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Pragmatist:  somebody's going to have to wash that bloody glass you know.

Nihilist: what’s the point of drinking anything

When are the players back training in Melbourne?

What the hell is going on here? People are talking about brands. Who cares? I'm only interested in football. I don't care about what he can sell. He is professional enough to do that. I suspect he has had a reality check and will get down to business. Remember, everyone has disagreements with their employer, friends, or family. This is the same.

20 minutes ago, Fritta and Turner said:

When are the players back training in Melbourne?

https://www.melbournefc.com.au/teams/training-times

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On 27/11/2024 at 07:31, Lucifers Hero said:

This 🤮is still available.  Quite fitting for some posts in this thread.

Indeed.. but also at times unsuited whereas facepalm is apt in a multitude of posts  

It’d become boring talking about Trac and questioning he’s every move.. let him climb the mountain of getting back to fitness along with his mental ability of putting his body online, I’m sure all of us would be struggling to deal with this!

 

Trac is just stage managing his first #godees picture tugging at his jumper kicking a goal round one . 

7 hours ago, rpfc said:

Nihilist: what’s the point of drinking anything

Defeatist : this glass is p*ss


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