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13 minutes ago, adonski said:

Give him the locker next to Trac

We need to build a new locker room to fit that much ego 

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    I looked up "no DH" in urban dictionary and it's definitive answer is Jake Stringer.

    Do. Not. Touch.

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    Can’t wait to see where this [censored] wit ends up

    once it’s not us

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    Maybe a setup, Collingwood could now pick Jakey up for pick 70.

     

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    5 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

    What does it say?

    Let me guess. The HUN ran a poll and Bomber fans unanimously agreed their club was 💩.

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    5 minutes ago, Cosmic Baby said:

    Is he more of a [censored] than Clayton Oliver? 

    That is a horrible horrible post. 
     

    As for Stringer: a disaster that would be.

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    8 minutes ago, Cosmic Baby said:

    Is he more of a [censored] than Clayton Oliver? 

    Let me ask you this...how many All Australian jumpers has Stringer got? how many coaches awards? how many club B&F's? none to my recollection.

    I wouldn't mention Stringer in the same breath.

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    1 hour ago, Cosmic Baby said:

    Is he more of a [censored] than Clayton Oliver? 

    I suspect less.

    But Clarry, when fit and breaking random windshield wipers, is the better player.

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    2 minutes ago, Gator said:

    I suspect less.

    But Clarry, when fit and breaking random windshield wipers, is the better player.

    At least Clarry's not avoiding paying his child support...

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    12 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    At least Clarry's not avoiding paying his child support...

    Does Oliver have children ?

    Nonetheless, a point well made.  I think. 🤔

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    44 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    At least Clarry's not avoiding paying his child support...

    If only that was the worst thing Stringer has done to the mother of his child. 
    To compare him to Clarry is downright offensive. 

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    His best is at Essendon   Hope he stays there next best is the pies.  Do not care !

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