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5 hours ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

He will exploit teams when he is in the forward line, he can take massive grabs.

The beneficiary of Harvey will be Fritta, once they realise they need to put more time into him.

Thatโ€™s what stood out in the highlights. This kid can take a grab - no two bites at the cherry, he brings it down with intent. What a fantastic pick up.ย 

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2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

Here's a chance for posters to use "laconic" properly!ย ย :Dย  ย (see also adj. "reticent")

Languid and reluctant in the background waving eagerly, almost desperately.ย 

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6 hours ago, Demonstone said:

When you're not sure if "Dees" needs an apostrophe or not.ย ย :D

Spoiler:ย  It does not.

In the words of Harry Connick Jr

It had to be you

3 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

In the words of Harry Connick Jr

It had to be you

I wondered around and finally found

The somebody who

Picks out random grammatical errors in posts.....

(BTW it would be more authentic to say Frank Sinatra instead of Harry Connick Jnr. But that's simply my version of pedantic :) )


18 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

It had to be you

I've got a reputation to live down to, you know!

15 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

I wondered around and finally found

The somebody who

Picks out random grammatical errors in posts.....

(BTW it would be more authentic to say Frank Sinatra instead of Harry Connick Jnr. But that's simply my version of pedantic :) )

To be really pedantic, it was first recorded by its composer Isham Jones (great name, by the way) in 1924 without lyrics. The first version recorded with lyrics (penned by Gus Kahn) was by Marion Harris, also in 1924. I think the reason I never made it as an AFL footballer was because I'd prefer this song to anything recorded by AC/DC. In fact, it's one of my favourite songs of all time.

Who cares about how he looked on draft night? Dustin Martin hasn't smiled once in his life. Nerves, shyness, Ben Dixon being a total weirdo, all of the above.ย 

Very, very happy with this pick. Trac and Clarry will probably start winding down in 3-4 years just as Langford and Windsor are hitting their prime. Perfect.ย 

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I don't see why being a Richmond supporter growing up is an issue. Trac grew up a Collingwood supporter and loves Melbourne.ย 

1 hour ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

I wondered around and finally found

The somebody who

Picks out random grammatical errors in posts.....

(BTW it would be more authentic to say Frank Sinatra instead of Harry Connick Jnr. But that's simply my version of pedantic :) )

wandered


32 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

I don't see why being a Richmond supporter growing up is an issue. Trac grew up a Collingwood supporter and loves Melbourne.ย 

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5 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

A quick look at his Insta, his responses are about as monosyllabic as his interview last night. He's simply a man of few words.

Like me.

2 hours ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

Languid and reluctant in the background waving eagerly, almost desperately.ย 

'Taciturn' muscles its way forward, with 'phlegmatic' at its side.

Edited by Demonised
Afterthought.

1 hour ago, Adam The God said:

I don't see why being a Richmond supporter growing up is an issue. Trac grew up a Collingwood supporter and loves Melbourne.ย 

And Scott Pendlebury grew up a Melbourne supporter and loves Collingwood!


1 minute ago, Heart Beats True said:

Have to love this ๐Ÿ˜

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Thank [censored] Xavier got the Dees plural right.

1 hour ago, Cyclops said:

wandered

How many user names is one person allowed to have?

Clearly @Demonstone, grammar-slip-wise, keeping an eye out...

19 minutes ago, binman said:

Like me.

Oh, alright then!...

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13 minutes ago, Heart Beats True said:

Have to love this ๐Ÿ˜

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Looks like he has the body to play AFL level footy yesterday

20 hours ago, RedLegs23 said:
20 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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Lego Langers ๐Ÿงฑย 

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Also another Chin?

Ka De Langers?


1 minute ago, watchtheeyes said:

Very pleased with the selection, but can I just sayโ€ฆ what a horrendous haircut. Good lord!ย 

In fact, going through his instagram right now, it would appear he has a long history of putrid salad.

Someone needs to have a word with the lad.ย 

28 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Looks like he has the body to play AFL level footy yesterday

I bet he's bench pressing Charlie Spargo as we speakย 

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6 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

I bet he's bench pressing Charlie Spargo as we speakย 

I heard Kentfield

Busy at work so havenโ€™t read all the posts, this may have already been mentioned.

The last time we drafted the Larke medalist was 2014 in Petracca, Langford won it this year.

The last time we drafted the Morrish Medalist was 2015 in Oliver, Lindsay won it this year.

Edited by Bombay Airconditioning


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