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Collection of misery on the Essendon Big Footy Message Boards:

”Too many spuds in the team. Poor team selection for a game in the wet”

“Brad can't pick a team to save his life”

“Well, that sucked”

”Shut up Ling”

”[censored] poor”

”That wasn’t annoying at all”

“Just another pathetic display like the last 10+ years”

”I could have been watching Interstellar!”

“McKay and Ridley passes. The rest can get in the bin”

that was so awful - i’m actually looking forward to a 12 year old kick boxer kicking my [censored] next week”

”Let's face it, this was inevitable as soon as Carlton lost and we could've been second if we won”

“What makes this team so ****ing unbearable is the hope they give us”
- Could also be a Demon poster here 

“What an absolutely soulless performance. Everything set up for us perfectly and that's the type of footy we dish up. Nothing has changed.”

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by OhMyDees

 
22 minutes ago, OhMyDees said:

Collection of misery on the Essendon Big Footy Message Boards:

”Too many spuds in the team. Poor team selection for a game in the wet”

“Brad can't pick a team to save his life”

“Well, that sucked”

”Shut up Ling”

”[censored] poor”

”That wasn’t annoying at all”

“Just another pathetic display like the last 10+ years”

”I could have been watching Interstellar!”

“McKay and Ridley passes. The rest can get in the bin”

that was so awful - i’m actually looking forward to a 12 year old kick boxer kicking my [censored] next week”

”Let's face it, this was inevitable as soon as Carlton lost and we could've been second if we won”

“What makes this team so ****ing unbearable is the hope they give us”
- Could also be a Demon poster here 

“What an absolutely soulless performance. Everything set up for us perfectly and that's the type of footy we dish up. Nothing has changed.”

 

 

 

 

 

Did you extract that from demonland threads?

 

I have the bombers down for 3 more wins. they might just scrape into finals unfortunately 

but they are still a POS team and will be 20 years without winning a final


25 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I have the bombers down for 3 more wins. they might just scrape into finals unfortunately 

but they are still a POS team and will be 20 years without winning a final

The frustrating part is we should have won that game in 2004. 

A couple from Bomberblitz:

"Dumb players,Dumb game plan, Dumb selections, Dumb coaching, I’m dumb too for going to the game tonight, Tonight was pure 100% Essington"

"This is called ‘regression to the mean"

"I honestly believe this season is as good as we’ll ever be for a while yet"

"Don’t wanna hear anything from this club about fighting it out kicking last 4. Your first 100 mins utterly deplorable"

and the best one:

"the mummified corpse of mark jamar would’ve offered more than draper"

32 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I have the bombers down for 3 more wins. they might just scrape into finals unfortunately 

but they are still a POS team and will be 20 years without winning a final

If the Bombers keep a Doggies or GCS out of the 8 then it softens the draw for whoever plays Bombers in an Elimination Final as their outside running and uncontested marking game won't hold up in finals.

 
3 hours ago, OhMyDees said:

Collection of misery on the Essendon Big Footy Message Boards:

”Too many spuds in the team. Poor team selection for a game in the wet”

“Brad can't pick a team to save his life”

“Well, that sucked”

”Shut up Ling”

”[censored] poor”

”That wasn’t annoying at all”

“Just another pathetic display like the last 10+ years”

”I could have been watching Interstellar!”

“McKay and Ridley passes. The rest can get in the bin”

that was so awful - i’m actually looking forward to a 12 year old kick boxer kicking my [censored] next week”

”Let's face it, this was inevitable as soon as Carlton lost and we could've been second if we won”

“What makes this team so ****ing unbearable is the hope they give us”
- Could also be a Demon poster here 

“What an absolutely soulless performance. Everything set up for us perfectly and that's the type of footy we dish up. Nothing has changed.”

 

 

 

 

 

Credit where it's due. One of them did actually write could've instead of could of. 


Perhaps a hostage poster swap between BB and DL is a possibility. Share the misery.

You know what my favourite thing that these pea brains are saying is?

"Hopefully it doesn't rain in finals"

At some point you gotta get out from under the bubble dome and play on the wide open space of the G in the elements. I know those jet fumes over Tulla are pretty strong but gee wiz.

11 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

Hope you enjoy the popcorn as you read this @WalkingCivilWar🙃😁🍿

I’m still giddy with delight, Lex. So yeah, these comments are going down a treat. Woke up this morning to the realisation that it wasn’t a dream and we had indeed beaten the great pretenders last night. So good. So, so good.🤌

Last night was just like last time we played them, except this time there was no 8-hour drive home afterwards and this time WE WON 🥳🥳🥳

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

I have the bombers down for 3 more wins. they might just scrape into finals unfortunately 

but they are still a POS team and will be 20 years without winning a final

If they can't beat Adelaide, St Kilda and GC (all at Marvel), they shouldn't be playing finals to be honest.

They're where they are on the ladder because they haven't dropped any of these sorts of games all year (the only loss to a side not in the top 9 was when they lost to GC up there, and to GC's credit they are undefeated there).

They could easily be pumped by the other three (Fremantle, Sydney and Brisbane) and finish with 13.5 and a percentage under 100%, and make finals on that basis.


3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

How many days is it now?

7, 254 glorious days. 

11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

7, 254 glorious days. 

Not nearly enough. 

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

7, 254 glorious days. 

7,305 will bring up 20 years

what a time to be alive


5 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m still giddy with delight, Lex. So yeah, these comments are going down a treat. Woke up this morning to the realisation that it wasn’t a dream and we had indeed beaten the great pretenders last night. So good. So, so good.🤌

Last night was just like last time we played them, except this time there was no 8-hour drive home afterwards and this time WE WON 🥳🥳🥳

so rapt for you

8 hours ago, chook fowler said:

I’m bereft 

stay on your meds chooky

This comment from bomberblitz will resonate with a few.

Umpires gave us 3 goals when the game was truly over

Disgraceful evening up I have ever seen- umpire no 22 take a bow

 
52 minutes ago, BAMF said:

This comment from bomberblitz will resonate with a few.

Umpires gave us 3 goals when the game was truly over

Disgraceful evening up I have ever seen- umpire no 22 take a bow

Nathan Williamson surely looks at the fixture to see when he can next screw us over.

Edited by Demon Disciple

8 hours ago, george_on_the_outer said:

and the best one:

"the mummified corpse of mark jamar would’ve offered more than draper"

Funny I thought Draper was one of their best. Better than petty though Harrison and JvR nullified a lot of their essenscums dominence. I see the bummers as like the blue baggers two years ago 


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