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As much as we are OFF they are ON. Everything they touch is gold & we’re using two grabs to pick up [censored] 

 
Just now, GCDee said:

Honestly this is one of the most horrific umpiring displays I have ever seen 

lmfao another one.

Disco has quite the kick. 

Seriously, if we can enter the main break having at least made inroads into the lead that will be something to work with, so another would be nice. Two would be great. 


Carlton fans are just horrible, replacing essendon in the top three of the worst fan bases in the league?? 

Just now, GCDee said:

Honestly this is one of the most horrific umpiring displays I have ever seen 

Dont blame the Umpires we have been PUTRID

Well look two frees to us and hey we get a goal.

Even them umps please.

My Goodness our decision making is poor going forward.

 

Max no point punching it forward out of the ruck comtests as the Blues have a defensive (spare) sweeper sitting right in the hole waiting for that.

If you're punching it away at least target someone like Windsor out wide who can burst out and find a target inside

Edited by Demon Dynasty


1 minute ago, layzie said:

Just not getting enough of the ball plain and simple 

They look stuffed, 5 day breaks are a joke

2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

This just isn't our night, spent all our energy last week it seems. 

We are so predictable. You didn't need to be a fortune teller to know we'd lack energy tonight. This is so similar to the Brisbane game. We really lack smarts. Why they didn't inject some fresh players beats me. 


Rivers still can’t get a free. 

i think rivers will have to be decapitated before he gets a free.

Issue 1

4 shots at goal from 27 entries

issues 2

beaten in contested ball

 

issues 3 through 37 i’ll write later

2nd quarter 

Petracca 👏👍🏻

Billings 🤢

Oliver 🤢🤢

Pickett 🤢🤢🤢

Crntre clearances 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Goodwin finally tagged Walsh 😡

? full strength team ? Only Salem out of best 22? 
 

umpiring is HORRENDOUS 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢. So inconsistent!!! Favouring Carlton unbelievably


Jeez, what a bad half of footy. Absolutely no forward method whatsoever, and forward pressure nonexistent. On top of that we're losing clearance and contest, so the ball is just constantly in Carlton hands.

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Max no point punching it forward out of the ruck comtests as the Blues have a defensive (spare) sweeper sitting right in the hole waiting for that.

If you're punching it away at least target someone like Windsor out wide who can burst out away and find a target inside

As much as we love Max his hit out work is suspect, or our mid fielders don't take their positions at stoppage. It's one or the other.

First use to the opposition 80% of the time.

Just now, Gunna’s said:

Why’s that not fifty? He hit the ball. Why the [censored] are the rules even written down

So they can be 'interpreted' how HQ want

 
Just now, Green Demon said:

Rivers still can’t get a free. 

He was assaulted twice that quarter. It was embarrassing.

Rivers is caught high… after having already been punched in the head, and nothing on either occasion?

He was even wearing a bandage for visibility! And still nothing!!

 [censored] half. We made no inroads into the q1 lead, so it will need to be a pretty amazing q3. 

dunno. Can’t see it. We don’t have enough winners. Some guys completely absent. Walsh smashing us. Weitering everywhere. 


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