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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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Ump 22 again

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For whatever reason every dump kick out of our 50 is going to a Blues player 

Nah, not good enough. We are going forward and the ball is being contested and dropped to the ground where Blues are mopping it up. Zero pressure. We miss Spargo in games like this. Very very poor.

 

 

I suspected the midfield is going to struggle today. Not going to end well if we can’t win some clean ball in stoppage. 


3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Umpire was just conned there.

Where's the professionalism.

Who was the turkey who said umps weren't the problem.

They are a part of it.

They are not the problem...

We don't look like scoring tonight. We're trying to run the ball down the ground through handball and aren't slick enough. The last disposal going inside 50 is deplorable and Carlton can then get us on the counter.

Losing a lot of contested ball as well, which isn't what we would have wanted vs Carlton.

Just now, layzie said:

Terrible from Lever 

he's getting rinsed so far

5 straight as the rain gets heavier. That's just about game 


I smell learnings. 

Blues marking everything inside 50

and are kicking everything 

We mark nothin

 and have kicked nothing

 not sure how we are going to drag back FIVE GOALS in the wet especially given we have NO score whatsoever in Q1

Abyssmal start 

Game over


I count we have gone to Fritsch 6 times this Q. He is clearly outsized

Why not kick to JVR or Petty or Turner?!?!?!?

3 minutes ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

WHY CANT WE MARK INSIDE 50????

Because we have no one inside 50

Frees 8-2. Looks a pattern.

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Mckay, Pittonet and Dekonning all with goals in wet conditions.

You can't excuse. You just can't. Carlton have barely gotten out of second gear. That was a clinic in wet weather football. 


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