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PREGAME: Rd 07 vs Richmond

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20 hours ago, Kent said:

Ima taking some 4.20 on Richmond

Exactly the type of game we #@^* up

Clueless

 
9 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I have nothing more to say, but plenty more to add, Dazz!

On 13/04/2024 at 11:57, Nascent said:

I don't really want to beat them off anyway

I'm busy that day.

 
On 20/04/2024 at 06:42, Kent said:

Ima taking some 4.20 on Richmond

Exactly the type of game we #@^* up

Straight up or with Tobacco?

21 hours ago, forever demons said:

how do you smoke that,good grief

Ask Kent.


2 hours ago, picket fence said:

I have nothing more to say, but plenty more to add, Dazz!

Do you get your information from Bernie Dunn and Bernie Sheehy Picket Fence. 

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Ask Kent.

whos kent

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

whos kent

He was the alter ego of Superman.

 

Considering Richmond’s injuries we need to put them away early. Our real test comes the following weeks against the Cats and Blues. Looking at this weeks results 4 & 2 on face value is good but we effectively haven’t beaten a serious contender yet.

6 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Considering Richmond’s injuries we need to put them away early. Our real test comes the following weeks against the Cats and Blues. Looking at this weeks results 4 & 2 on face value is good but we effectively haven’t beaten a serious contender yet.

Port are a serious contender imo. They got poleaxed yesterday but by the end of the year I think they will be right in the mix. But overall point taken. Blues off 5 days makes the Cats game even bigger...and yes putting the tigers away early would definitely be helpful! 


4 hours ago, Storm Boy said:

Do you get your information from Bernie Dunn and Bernie Sheehy Picket Fence. 

Blast from the past with that comment! Was coached by both gentlemen, terrific blokes as well! Both have Dees connections!

Edited by picket fence

22 hours ago, rpfc said:

Already made that joke


It, ah, didn’t go anywhere

but mine was better

1 hour ago, forever demons said:

but mine was better

Ray Donovan GIF by Showtime

Has anyone else heard a rumour that Kozi won’t play on weds? Wife just had a baby..I’m I late to the party on this…haven’t had time to read through pages 

On 20/04/2024 at 08:19, Redleg said:

Apparently training well and says he will be right.

Monty Python Fight GIF


We must play Fullerton. Max and JvR as our ruck combo can’t possibly see out the season.

Furthermore, playing backup ruck is hindering JvR’s development as a key forward IMO.

3 hours ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

Has anyone else heard a rumour that Kozi won’t play on weds? Wife just had a baby..I’m I late to the party on this…haven’t had time to read through pages 

Didn't know he was married, or that he is expecting.

15 hours ago, rpfc said:

Ray Donovan GIF by Showtime

You're both right.

Now come in and have some cookies. 

If Mathew Nicholls or Nathan Williamson are umpiring I won't go.

Shocking umpires who hate Melbourne and make the game unbearable.


12 hours ago, M_9 said:

We must play Fullerton. Max and JvR as our ruck combo can’t possibly see out the season.

Furthermore, playing backup ruck is hindering JvR’s development as a key forward IMO.

We have just had a 13 day break and will then have a 10 day break. Now is not the time to give Max a chop out.

On 18/04/2024 at 14:03, Gawndy the Great said:

Yze will also put up a good tactical game, looking to exploit known vulnerabilities. 

We just need to focus on responding to the Lions games.

Let me outline Yze's game plan.

1. Don't kick it high into the Richmond fwd line

2. Chip the ball into the fwd line. Dirty balls work well against the Dees.

3. Avoid May and Lever

4. Pressure them relentlessly and watch them crumble

5. Avoid May and Lever

6. Jump into Gawn's back at every single opportunity. Hold him scragg him - he never gets a free so don't worry

7. Shake Olivers hand really hard at the start of the game. Give him lots of high fives

8. Avoid May and Lever.

9 Above all and if you have forgotten everything else, avoid May and Lever

 
9 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Let me outline Yze's game plan.

1. Don't kick it high into the Richmond fwd line

2. Chip the ball into the fwd line. Dirty balls work well against the Dees.

3. Avoid May and Lever

4. Pressure them relentlessly and watch them crumble

5. Avoid May and Lever

6. Jump into Gawn's back at every single opportunity. Hold him scragg him - he never gets a free so don't worry

7. Shake Olivers hand really hard at the start of the game. Give him lots of high fives

8. Avoid May and Lever.

9 Above all and if you have forgotten everything else, avoid May and Lever

You haven't covered the elephant in the room. May & Lever

11 hours ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Didn't know he was married, or that he is expecting.

 

10 hours ago, gs77 said:

In December they announced the pregnancy but I thought the due date was in June. Maybe she was further along than we thought. 🤷‍♀️ 


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