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The Non Gameday Thread

Previously known as LITD.
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Really struggling with Afl withdrawal.

A bit of a Twilight zone sensation.

Must hold on. Thanks for letting me prattle.

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    AFLW first round taking place this weekend but you’ve missed our game. We smashed the pies. A portent of things to come hopefully 

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    Really struggling with Afl withdrawal.

    A bit of a Twilight zone sensation.

    Must hold on. Thanks for letting me prattle.

    Last night with no game on I came to the realisation I’m married with three kids.

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

    Really struggling with Afl withdrawal.

    A bit of a Twilight zone sensation.

    Must hold on. Thanks for letting me prattle.

    Highly recomend listening to Max's presser from yesterday. Its a class act.

    He takes responsilbity, in part, for not being in the best form to help Grundy/Gawn succeed.

    Public demo of his outstanding leadership in that one approach to a sensitive issue, and his heartfelt description of the impact on the team of Jake Melksham's injury.

    Afterwards you'll feel great!

     

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    I was looking forward to this weekend because with no football, I had planned to sink many hours into Starfield... until I discovered it was in "early access" and you have to pay $50 just to "unlock" it. I'll wait until next week to play it with Game Pass.

    I know that means nothing to most people here but just know there are far bigger scams in this world then the cost of AFL Finals tickets.

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    Race 9 at Caulfield is a beauty. 

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    Old Firm game on Sunday will fill the void. 

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    14 minutes ago, praha said:

    I was looking forward to this weekend because with no football, I had planned to sink many hours into Starfield... until I discovered it was in "early access" and you have to pay $50 just to "unlock" it. I'll wait until next week to play it with Game Pass.

    I know that means nothing to most people here but just know there are far bigger scams in this world then the cost of AFL Finals tickets.

    AFL 23 hasn't been released for Xbox!

    It's been 6 months now.

    Kudos on being a gamer, and a Xbox one.

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    13 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Race 9 at Caulfield is a beauty. 

    Our future home?

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    Arsenal v man utd the big game in the EPL this weekend. They are all playing for second spot though. Can’t see anyone other than city winning it.

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    Go watch your local footy if they're playing in the finals.

    No better atmosphere then finals at country footy level.

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    Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

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    5 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

    You should book an appointment with your dentist. Top off a perfect day. 

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    48 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Last night with no game on I came to the realisation I’m married with three kids.

    My condolences 

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    58 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    Last night with no game on I came to the realisation I’m married with three kids.

    Well, I hope the 5 of you enjoyed watching our magnificent AFLW Premiers destroy Collingwood then! 😈

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    You can always set yourself up with a beer, some chips and the replay of the 21 granny. Never gets old.

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    31 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

    Well, I hope the 5 of you enjoyed watching our magnificent AFLW Premiers destroy Collingwood then! 😈

    I didn’t mate, the kids were all out with friends and I’ve caught a bug, so I was out cold early.

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    You can try ringing a Geelong supporter and ask them what they do in September...

    Edited by Wadda We Sing

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    3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    Really struggling with Afl withdrawal.

    A bit of a Twilight zone sensation.

    Must hold on. Thanks for letting me prattle.

    Shameless plug:

    Puzzle thread. Still 24 hours. 🤔

    (Warning: May exacerbate Twilight Zonitis)

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    31 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    I didn’t mate, the kids were all out with friends and I’ve caught a bug, so I was out cold early.

    Oh well, there's always the replay. I can recommend it.

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    I went to the AFLW match last night. Girls played some really good Dees Brand Footy. 

    I'd encourage anyone missing footy this weekend to go watch the second half replay on Kayo.

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