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Just now, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Photo only shows left foot. Are we sure the right one is OK?

Is he levitating? 😂

Surely we're due this week for a front\back page scandal involving Goodwin and a 3 year old rumour about absolutely F  All.

The media is a joke. Could swear the only teams playing in the 1st round of finals are Carlton and Collingwood.

 

 

5 hours ago, loges said:

Come on WCW you've had that broken foot for about 5 months, slow healer ?

 

5 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

Season ending injury

 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Nine months actually.

I don’t have the luxury of a team of medical experts to hasten the healing progress. All’s I’ve got is a GP who told me to “keep the weight off it til it’s healed.” Uhm, reality check, Doc. 😁

I didn’t have my foot X-rayed until two months after I broke it. My Doc said, “you must have a high pain tolerance.” I said, “clearly I do, I’m a Melbourne supporter.” She looked at me in silence, smiled and nodded politely and had nfi what I was on about. 😆

I for one applaud WCW for pushing through injury for the team, and hope she is able to spend most of summer sitting in dappled shade drinking sangria and dangling her foot in a cool stream.

43 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

😂

That looks a bit too real. 

Post it on Magpieland and watch them lose it!

 
6 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Channel 9 have exclusive vision of Fritta, who is now in 2 Moonboots.

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I loved Astro Boy!!!


57 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

 

 

I for one applaud WCW for pushing through injury for the team, and hope she is able to spend most of summer sitting in dappled shade drinking sangria and dangling her foot in a cool stream.

Alas, Goffy. There’ll be no drinking of sangria, nor dangling of foot in a cool stream, for even when footy wraps up, she’ll still have two jobs and three children. 😭

44 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Channel 9 have exclusive vision of Fritta, who is now in 2 Moonboots.

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collingwood have put in a request to the afl to deny fritta playing in a moon boot claiming it gives him extraterrestrial advantages

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

she’ll still have two jobs and three children. 😭

Even more reason to drink up!

3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Nine months actually.

I don’t have the luxury of a team of medical experts to hasten the healing progress. All’s I’ve got is a GP who told me to “keep the weight off it til it’s healed.” Uhm, reality check, Doc. 😁

I didn’t have my foot X-rayed until two months after I broke it. My Doc said, “you must have a high pain tolerance.” I said, “clearly I do, I’m a Melbourne supporter.” She looked at me in silence, smiled and nodded politely and had nfi what I was on about. 😆

You should ask Fritta if you can borrow the moon boot when he's finished with it.

1 minute ago, loges said:

You should ask Fritta if you can borrow the moon boot when he's finished with it.

seems fair

my grandkids got harmes's boots after the sat vfl ef.  will be a long wait till they fit - lol


9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

seems fair

my grandkids got harmes's boots after the sat vfl ef.  will be a long wait till they fit - lol

daisycutter - is this an early scoop on "Harmes hangs up boots"??

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

daisycutter - is this an early scoop on "Harmes hangs up boots"??

nah, doubt it. kozzy started this craze with kids, giving away his boots. now that's all they talk out. thankfully they can now move on to the next craze

27 minutes ago, loges said:

You should ask Fritta if you can borrow the moon boot when he's finished with it.

🤔 Hmmmm  How to borrow something that’s non-existent  

Anyways, if it did exist (it doesn’t) how do you know I’m not already wearing it? It is invisible, remember?

3 hours ago, Deebauched said:

The media is a joke. Could swear the only teams playing in the 1st round of finals are Carlton and Collingwood.

It's their dream Grand Final. Would mean we have to go out in straight sets.


3 hours ago, layzie said:

Post it on Magpieland and watch them lose it!

Oh please do it. They would actually believe it 

"TEST" - i am being TESTED right now.

21 hours ago, SPC said:

Mentioned on 9 news he still isn’t training and racing the clock to be fit. Reporter was fathead Maguires fathead son, so read into that what you will.

Hopefully he is on the track tomorrow. 

What an absolute crock of sh….

Read by McGuire’s son. Wow, shows how long since i have watched Ch9 News!!!

 

It’s pretty clear that the media completely made up the story over Fritsch’s foot. He kicked 5 and ran out the game. He’s had the best part of 2 weeks off. In what world wouldn’t he be playing?

21 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Photo only shows left foot. Are we sure the right one is OK?

just sent to a collingwood mate


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