Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (โ‹ฎ) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

9 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

Barracking hard for Suns and North.

Who isnโ€™tย 

ย 
1 hour ago, binman said:

The red states in the USA, tragically partic the ones in the South with the biggest black populations, top every health, poverty, and educational disadvantage measure - not to mention drug overdoses, vioelnet crime, sex crimes, homicides, deaths in custody,ย  accidental death by gun etc etc measures.ย 

And ironically the governor of those states (eg Sarah Huckabee) are always complaining about federal overreach and pumping up their own tyres for being so independent yet also dominate the list for receiving federal funds.

If California, the most 'liberal' of all states, was a country it would be something like 6th in the world for GDP and basically subsidizes the southern red states.ย 

America would economically collapse without California. Which makes the periodic calls for succession by some blue states, like Texas, so utterly ludicrous.ย 

And by the by, violent crime and homicide rates are dropping in California and increasing in most red states.ย 

Indeed. I try not to react to the millions of online opinions which like to simplify the worldโ€™s problems into an โ€œus or themโ€ scenario, but I think everybody needs to let go of the trope that drug abuse is essentially a bit of a โ€œlefty-hippieโ€ thing.ย 

When an otherwise affluent city is allowing the kind of degradation the initial poster took issue with, the culprit is almost always the corporatisation of essential services - aka the outsourcing of conscience. Sadly, something both โ€œsidesโ€ of politics embrace wholeheartedly.ย 
ย 

ย 

3 hours ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

Both correct points @binman

Thereโ€™s a fair bit of shame and self loathing from Dees fans about our crowds, probably stemming from the sledging we cop on socials from halfwit oppo fans who donโ€™t do math good and also only watch on tv where they canโ€™t see a packed MCC and Olympic stand.

Per the tables below, weโ€™re 5th for overall average match attendance so far this year, and 4th for average home attendance (including whatever handful we got at Alice), in line with the last couple of years.

Our numbers are good, donโ€™t let any peabrain tell you different (especially hawkers who still think itโ€™s 2015).

IMG_2096.thumb.jpeg.d3d1e3a95860de82291a6ddd50eef9e9.jpeg

IMG_2097.thumb.jpeg.98f04d1f94e33eae1d606d244cdf3344.jpeg

Great post. I understand opposition fans not knowing or ignoring this but it's frustrating how often our own fans slag off our crowds no matter how often this data is presented.

ย 

Carlton have played the rest, they better be ready to play the best!!

Looking forward to Demons winning by 5 goals and shutting up those cocksure arrogant Blues supporters!


Our girls won their first match of the season, a praccy match vs Carlton at Ikon this arvo.

The Matildas will beat France and our boys will beat Carlton and thereโ€™s your trifecta!

GO TILLIES! ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’›

GO DEES! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

3 hours ago, Gillies said:

Used to be. Has become a bit of a liberal s*^thole now. Drugs and homelessness everywhere in the city. Was surprised after being away 15 years, what a dump itโ€™s become . Becoming like Seattle or San Francisco in the US. Still the best sporting city in the worldย 

Yeah you and @Deebauchedย left the country and came back to some change.ย 

Maybe, maybe, it is you that has the issue? And maybe, just maybe, you should let people be and not [censored] all over everything.

ย 

ย 

The two Rucks selection is now looking problematic in this weather.

Surely Grundy comes out for Hibb and Smith goes forward!!

JVR as the (roughly) 20% chop out for Max in the middle and obviously forward ruck duties

JVR's hit outs to advanatage % in the last few matches is as good or a smidgen better than Grundy's season average.

Edited by Demon Dynasty

Lots of confidence on here which is unsurprising considering weโ€™re flag favourites, have the best midfield by a fair margin and itโ€™s at our home ground which weโ€™re virtually impossible to beat at. Looking forward to a great spanking of the Blues


2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

The two Rucks selection is now looking problematic in this weather.

Surely Grundy comes out for Hibb and Smith goes forward!!

JVR as the (roughly) 20% chop out for Max in the middle and obviously forward ruck duties

Thereโ€™s very little chance of rain tonight

8 hours ago, Brownie said:

Hope we stamp our authority on the competition tonight. I want to be at the G watching us pound the pies into oblivion late September. I want to see us win a flag in the flesh.

Yes Yes Yes!!!

2 hours ago, Fromgotowoewodin said:

I think itโ€™s more that they will continue so that our numbers stay where they are. Despite the onfield disadvantage of playing at KP, and the annoyance of playing in a ****hole like Blundstone the AFL I think looks after us pretty well in a $$$ sense.ย 

We get the big games of Kings Birthday, ANZAC Eve, we get our cashie in the NT, 13 at the G overall and this all adds up to cash in the bank.ย 

Itโ€™s a FIXture, not a draw after all. KP and Tassie are sacrifices for the greater good. KP is hard to win at but we shouldnโ€™t lose in Tassie for the rest of Northโ€™s time there.

What about losing players to a [censored] surface (Petty 2023, Tomlinson 2021 perhaps) ??

I stupidly didnโ€™t check the fixture when making my work schedule and am working during the game. Hoping we win and I get the pleasure of watching it completely stress free after work!!


1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

Good to hear that SWYL is still vertical.ย  Any reason he doesn't post here any more?

He was declared persona non grata ย , however, I believe a miracoulous and phoenix like resurrection maybe underway!

30 minutes ago, monoccular said:

What about losing players to a [censored] surface (Petty 2023, Tomlinson 2021 perhaps) ??

What would you like me to do about that? I donโ€™t do the fixture, Iโ€™m just stating why I think it falls the way it does..ย 

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I shall be watching today's game at Fitzgerald's Sports Bar in Nana in the company of defrocked and disgraced Demonlander SWYL.ย 

We shall get outrageously drunk while celebrating both Clarrie's return and giving the blue baggers ( who, according to some local supporters, are apparently 2023 premiers) a dose of reality.

PS. A cultural observation. A lot of the sheilas around here have very husky voices - something in the spicy food, I suppose.

Miss his posts, can't think of anything posted of his that would of got him debarred.

Edited by loges
spelling

5 minutes ago, loges said:

Miss his posts, can't think of anything posted of his that would of got him debarred.

See my post above loges - I believe a comeback is in the wind.

Talk about clash jumper....The Adelaide one is ridiculous. Their normal jumper is way more distinguishable


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

He was declared persona non grata ย , however, I believe a miracoulous and phoenix like resurrection maybe underway!

say hello to the old curmudgeon for us.ย 

Edited by BDA

Have been on a road trip to Cairns all week. Will be watching from up here. Hope the result is as sunny as the weather.

ย 

I have placed lurve above footy. ย Very difficult choice as you would appreciate.

I shall be with my darling Blues-supporting partner in a cinema watching a movie that starts at 7:30pm. ย Phones on silent, with no peeking.

Last time we went to the Dees-Blues game at the G it nearly ended in blows (not the good sort!)

2 hours ago, Roost it far said:

The Right love to say Liberalism breeds poverty. Fact remains both sides refusal to house and care for the poor have to led to the crazy amount of homeless in the States. It takes money and planning to fix the problem. The money is there but the planning never will be. Beating on the poor is what Governments do best.

The homelessness in the USA is at crisis point. The gap between rich and poor is becoming more extreme. It's true capitalism where someone who has an idea like Facebook and then lists it public on an exchange believe that they deserve the eighty billion they have. The money is there alright notwithstanding the amount of GDP spent on defence. Sadly the desire to fix it isn't. I posit most of usย  don't really know how lucky we are in this country.

Edited by leave it to deever


Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Collingwood

    Way back in March we contemplated the possibility of a Demon resurgence after Simon Goodwinโ€™s summer of love.ย Manyย issues at the club had seemingly been addressed, key players were returning from injury and a brand new day was about to dawn. We imagined the coach pulling a rabbit out of a hat. The team would roar up the charts, push aside every opponent and make its way to a Grand Final ending in ultimate triumph with Goody and Max holding the premiership cup aloft under a shower of red and blue ticker tape.

    • 3 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Western Bulldogs

    Weโ€™re back! That was fun. The Mighty Deesโ€™ Season 10 campaign is off toa flying start with a commandingย 48-point winover the Western Bulldogs, retaining the Hampson-Hardeman Cup in style. After a hard-fought first half in slippery conditions, the Dees came out in the second half and showcased their trademark superior class, piling on four goals in the third termand never looked back.

    • 3 replies
  • REPORT: Hawthorn

    The final score in Saturday's game against Hawthorn was almost identical to that from their last contest three months ago. Melbourne suffered comprehensive defeats in both games, but the similarities ended there.When they met in Round 9, the Demons were resurgent, seeking to redeem themselves after a lacklustre start to the season. They approached the game with vigour and dynamism, and were highly competitive for the first three quarters, during which they were at least on par with the Hawks. In the final term, they lapsed into error and were ultimately overrun, but the final result did not accurately reflect their effort and commitment throughout the match.

    • 2 replies
  • CASEY: Box Hill

    The Casey Demons ended the regular season on a positive note and gained substantial momentum leading into the finals when they knocked the Box Hill Hawks off the top of the VFL ladder in their final round clash at Casey Fields. More importantly, they moved out of a wild card position in the finals race and secured a week's rest as they leapfrogged up the ladder into fifth place with their decisive 23-point victory over the team that had been the dominant force in the competition for most of the season.

    • 0 replies
  • PREGAME: Collingwood

    The final game of the 2025 Season is finally upon us and the Demons may have an opportunity to spoil the Magpies Top 4 aspirations when they face them on Friday Night. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Thanks
    • 119 replies
  • PODCAST: Hawthorn

    The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 18th August @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Hawthorn.
    Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
    Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

    • 42 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions โ†’ Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.