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Which hated player would you love to love at the Dees?

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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14 minutes ago, picket fence said:

🤮 Front running outside soft as butter pretender!!! NO THANK YOU!

Rubbish. He's still a pup and his contested game will continue to get better. He put his body on the line, broke his leg and continued to play, that's not soft.

If he played for us you'd be turning, and leaving Mrs Fence for him

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    I can't believe there is no love for Rhys Mathieson.

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    5 minutes ago, He de mon said:

    I can't believe there is no love for Rhys Mathieson.

    Hated, but not wanted.

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    Brayden Maynard.

    Truth be told I don't actually hate him that much but many here seem to.

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    Toby Greene by the length of the Flemington strait.  The epitome of love him but hate him!

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    Donald Trump. He would be excellent at re-arranging the bench to help guarantee favourable outcomes.

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    I hate that I'd love Tom Hawkins, which makes me hate him more funnily enough!

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    why does everyone hate Greene so much? 

    dead set gun

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    Greene, Bolton, and, can I say we hate Moore so that we can get him back to the club to which his father absconded.

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    Toby Greene

    Tom Papley

    Maynard

    Bailey Smith

    Tex Walker

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    I don't hate Toby, I like him.

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    Dayne Zorko

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Just kidding

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    1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Rubbish. He's still a pup and his contested game will continue to get better. He put his body on the line, broke his leg and continued to play, that's not soft.

    If he played for us you'd be turning, and leaving Mrs Fence for him

    UR ARE DELUSIONAL! look at his contested Vs his uncontested, Plus his ground ball gets, AND HIS TOTAL LACK OF ACCOUNTBILITY IN DEFENCE!!

    Go support the Filth.. why dontcha!??

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    7 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    Bring it on!

    I meant to say Gary Moorcroft . . . dammit. 

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    Hated, but not wanted.

    after zorko, there was no love left

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    Just now, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

    I raise you a Jordan Lewis and a Bryon Picket!

    But Jordan wears lady's reading glasses. Loved by all. 

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