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My 3 word player analysis V GWS

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Gawn - had little influence 

Grundy - had no influence 

Viney - an Herculean effort

May- great all game

Lever - steady and effective 

Rivers  was rarely sighted

Brayshaw - poor first half

Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

Bowey - disappeared second half

Sparrow - tough but limited

Hunter - prolific but wasteful

Langdon - continued giving efforts

McVee - cool under pressure

Brown - conditions didn’t suit

Harmes - thinks he’s Dusty

Chandler - tried but limited

Pickett - tried but limited

Petracca - limited without Clarrie

Petty - slow and loose

Smith - continued offering nothing

Salem - poor decision making

Melksham- 5 minute performance 

 

Edited by joeboy

 

Pretty close the mark with the exception of Rivers - thought he was good.

 

 

 
5 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

Pretty close the mark with the exception of Rivers - thought he was good.

 

 

 

Yep harsh on Rivers JB, was one of our better players and has been so for several weeks.

 

Future captain.


Rivers was good. 

Probably spot on everywhere else.

38 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - had little influence 

Grundy - had no influence 

Viney - an Herculean effort

May- great all game

Lever - steady and effective 

Rivers  was rarely sighted

Brayshaw - poor first half

Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

Bowey - disappeared second half

Sparrow - tough but limited

Hunter - prolific but wasteful

Langdon - continued giving efforts

McVee - cool under pressure

Brown - conditions didn’t suit

Harmes - thinks he’s Dusty

Chandler - tried but limited

Pickett - tried but limited

Petracca - limited without Clarrie

Petty - slow and loose

Smith - continued offering nothing

Salem - poor decision making

Melksham- 5 minute performance 

 

Petty - overrated and overplayed

 

I am assuming you watched this from your lounge room and not in the freezing cold at thegame:

 

Gawn - too old too slow

Grundy - Cameo at best

Viney - an Herculean effort

May- great all game

Lever - steady and effective 

Rivers  Underated best player

Brayshaw - Drop him now

Neal-Bullen - Better live than on TV

Bowey - only true thinker

Sparrow - tough but limited

Hunter - makes dumb decisions

Langdon - Drop now !!

McVee - not the worst

Brown - conditions didn’t suit

Harmes - Never play again

Chandler - Drop now !!

Pickett - Drop now !!

Petracca - an enigma ??

Petty - Not the worst

Smith - continues to contest (not sure what more you want )

Salem - again not the worst

Melksham- Past his prime

 


Here’s one for the entire club at the moment.

 

WEAK AS [censored].

54 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

Ha! Some solid efforts turning it over or fumbling!

55 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Chandler - tried but limited

Should have been dropped 3 weeks ago!

Top heavy in the conditions.


Strange team selection.

Not enough skill in the forward half. (The big one , needs honest discussion and rearrangement.

 
 

 


1 hour ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Demons - can’t kick straight 

Can’t pass either.

1 hour ago, praha said:

Rivers was good. 

Probably spot on everywhere else.

Yep, strongly agree - mediocrity is spreading across increasing numbers, weekly.


did't kick straight

another frustrating game.

we never learn.

 

 

Coach - what’s Hardwick’s number?

Edited by Happy Jack

 
12 hours ago, Redlagged said:

Petty - overrated and overplayed

Bring back Tomlinson


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