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My 3 word player analysis V GWS

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - had little influence 

Grundy - had no influence 

Viney - an Herculean effort

May- great all game

Lever - steady and effective 

Rivers  was rarely sighted

Brayshaw - poor first half

Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

Bowey - disappeared second half

Sparrow - tough but limited

Hunter - prolific but wasteful

Langdon - continued giving efforts

McVee - cool under pressure

Brown - conditions didn’t suit

Harmes - thinks he’s Dusty

Chandler - tried but limited

Pickett - tried but limited

Petracca - limited without Clarrie

Petty - slow and loose

Smith - continued offering nothing

Salem - poor decision making

Melksham- 5 minute performance 

 

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    Pretty close the mark with the exception of Rivers - thought he was good.

     

     

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    5 minutes ago, TeamPlayedFine39 said:

    Pretty close the mark with the exception of Rivers - thought he was good.

     

     

     

    Yep harsh on Rivers JB, was one of our better players and has been so for several weeks.

     

    Future captain.

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    Rivers was good. 

    Probably spot on everywhere else.

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    38 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - had little influence 

    Grundy - had no influence 

    Viney - an Herculean effort

    May- great all game

    Lever - steady and effective 

    Rivers  was rarely sighted

    Brayshaw - poor first half

    Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

    Bowey - disappeared second half

    Sparrow - tough but limited

    Hunter - prolific but wasteful

    Langdon - continued giving efforts

    McVee - cool under pressure

    Brown - conditions didn’t suit

    Harmes - thinks he’s Dusty

    Chandler - tried but limited

    Pickett - tried but limited

    Petracca - limited without Clarrie

    Petty - slow and loose

    Smith - continued offering nothing

    Salem - poor decision making

    Melksham- 5 minute performance 

     

    Petty - overrated and overplayed

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    I am assuming you watched this from your lounge room and not in the freezing cold at thegame:

     

    Gawn - too old too slow

    Grundy - Cameo at best

    Viney - an Herculean effort

    May- great all game

    Lever - steady and effective 

    Rivers  Underated best player

    Brayshaw - Drop him now

    Neal-Bullen - Better live than on TV

    Bowey - only true thinker

    Sparrow - tough but limited

    Hunter - makes dumb decisions

    Langdon - Drop now !!

    McVee - not the worst

    Brown - conditions didn’t suit

    Harmes - Never play again

    Chandler - Drop now !!

    Pickett - Drop now !!

    Petracca - an enigma ??

    Petty - Not the worst

    Smith - continues to contest (not sure what more you want )

    Salem - again not the worst

    Melksham- Past his prime

     

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    Here’s one for the entire club at the moment.

     

    WEAK AS [censored].

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    54 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Neal-Bullen - some solid efforts

    Ha! Some solid efforts turning it over or fumbling!

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    55 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Chandler - tried but limited

    Should have been dropped 3 weeks ago!

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    Top heavy in the conditions.


    Strange team selection.

    Not enough skill in the forward half. (The big one , needs honest discussion and rearrangement.

     
     

     

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    1 hour ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

    Demons - can’t kick straight 

    Can’t pass either.

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    1 hour ago, praha said:

    Rivers was good. 

    Probably spot on everywhere else.

    Yep, strongly agree - mediocrity is spreading across increasing numbers, weekly.

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    did't kick straight

    another frustrating game.

    we never learn.

     

     

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    Coach - what’s Hardwick’s number?

    Edited by Happy Jack

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    12 hours ago, Redlagged said:

    Petty - overrated and overplayed

    Bring back Tomlinson

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