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Our defence are midgets

 
Just now, praha said:

Classic Langdon dropped mark in defense.

Hates physical contact. Bloke is scared of his own shadow.

Hibberd's man takes an easy, unopposed mark in the hot spot. Lucky he didn't goal

Story of our night

 
16 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Were you born in 2019 Jimmy? That’s the only way this can be true.

For a side with this much talent***

I should have said that. 

And that can't be questioned. It's a disgrace. 


21 minutes ago, gregdemon said:

It’s over before it started see you next week.  Soft effort

Soft as butter against a average side

So the Geelong guy on the kick in mark clearly takes two to three steps over the imaginary line prior to May being called play on but nothing to see here.

Kozzy takes one step amd looked very close to the play on call for mine and was pinged straight away.

 

The fact they have the only goal of the quarter is a [censored] embarrassment. 

4 entires for 4 scoring shots.

I [censored] hate playing here.


1 minute ago, Superunknown said:

I would like to understand how a professional football team can be so bad at core business - kicking

 

Pro golfers more often than not sink putts (choose a distance say 5ft) - or pick another analogy if you think the golf one inapt. It’s just dreadful 

A good coach would help. 

Too high on Pickett. No free. Unbelievable. 

No onballers stepping up tonight 

Salem and Rivers ok

But-the Cats look desperate and we look a tad off 

Our skills are very bad

That [censored] inside 50. Jesus christ.

Pickett. My god.

How are we top 4?


Once again we can’t handle wet conditions, to many players running fwd of the ball assuming it won’t come to ground 

kozzy needs a spell at casey, our worst player out there by a long margin. 

 
4 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Watch the replay and tell me how he out marks 198cm Mark Blicavs at full stretch on a ball that was well over his head. Best he could’ve done was halve it with more contact, net result the same.

More contact would have seen a neutral outcome. 

Rivers [censored] himself

Cats look ready to explode

And that's with no Danger and no Jezza. 

Couldn't get a better opportunity 


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