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NON-MFC: Rd 08 2023

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

We’ve been given permission from the AFL to have a drum in the cheer squad. I was all for it, but hearing Carlton’s drum has made me re-think things. It’s so annoying. 

It'll never be more annyoning than the schreachy half time crone at the G

Drum as loud as you like whenever she's on the mic i beg ya.  Soft tender tones in comparison!

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    6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The orange is representing “Carlton Respects” which is an initiative that raises awareness for gender equality and prevention of violence against women. They have this match annually. They used to just wear orange socks for it but last year they introduced a special Carlton Respects guernsey. 

    Guernseys are turning into singlets.

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    33 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Triangle?

    We were all asked our thoughts on the musical instrument thing and I suggested bagpipes for S&GS. Turns out one of our young blokes has a set of bagpipes and a red and blue kilt. But yeah nah, it’s a big bunch of nope for the bagpipes.

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    8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The orange is representing “Carlton Respects” which is an initiative that raises awareness for gender equality and prevention of violence against women. They have this match annually. They used to just wear orange socks for it but last year they introduced a special Carlton Respects guernsey. 

    That seems like a good thing.

    The jumper on the hand is terrible though!

    They should go back to the m&ms light blue jumper if they want to do something different. 

     

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    We were all asked our thoughts on the musical instrument thing and I suggested bagpipes for S&GS. Turns out one of our young blokes has a set of bagpipes and a red and blue kilt. But yeah nah, it’s a big bunch of nope for the bagpipes.

    I'd actually love a set of bagpipes for us.  Was dogsitting for my boss, and for 2 weeks the next door neighbour practised the bagpipes.  Now I'm acclimatised!

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Big Joe!!!! 

    If he turns up anything can happen. Blues should be worried!

    FMD!!!

    "The Dangerous Daniher" according to JB Uncle 

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    16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The orange is representing “Carlton Respects” which is an initiative that raises awareness for gender equality and prevention of violence against women. They have this match annually. They used to just wear orange socks for it but last year they introduced a special Carlton Respects guernsey. 

    Good cause, good on them.

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    5 minutes ago, SPC said:

    Charlie Cameron is a toss 

    Agreed,  and most of his team mates 

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    Great game Dunkley.

    Any chance of one of the two teams trying a switch or changing the angle? Up and down the same line - turnover, rinse and repeat.

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    You know this is a rubbish game, cos even BT can’t get excited… how poor are the kicking skills of both these teams…

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    Just now, biggestred said:

    Gradually growing a genuine hatred of brisbane

    Save time and completely dislike them now. 

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    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

    He was putrid. Norf fans were calling for him to be dropped. 

    They got pummelled by 90 points. I thought he was one of the only players who looked able to control the ball. 

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    16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    We were all asked our thoughts on the musical instrument thing and I suggested bagpipes for S&GS. Turns out one of our young blokes has a set of bagpipes and a red and blue kilt. But yeah nah, it’s a big bunch of nope for the bagpipes.

    Drums a very fitting for a 'Demon' army.  Provided it's used sparingly but yeh.  Great option

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    Blues and Friday night footy. We forgot what a good combo that was.

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    This game looks done. 

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    Carlton aren't physical enough to match Brisbane. 

     

     

     

     

     

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