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What they are saying at 'The Bank'!!

Lucifers Hero
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Very easy task this week:  only a page and a bit to wade through.  Unsurprisingly their few fans are not that engaged.

  • I'm not saying i'd sell my soul (if i had one) for a win…Buuuuuuuut....
  • Finally had good communication and run and carry against Richmond.  Demons will be a totally different task.
  • Our midfield will need to be on fire and our forward line will need to click as well.
  • If we bring our third quarter for the whole game we'll win.
  • Unlike the previous 2, this isn't a must win for me, but we can't be carved up.  unlucky for melbourne playing such an inform team like the suns.
    • Ha just their luck coming up against such an in form formidable opponent.
  • Let’s keep the loss under 10 goals, dees will be coming in hot after pumping a poor kangas team
  • If we could some how pinch this one, it would be huge, especially with WC the following week and getting us to 4-4
  • Melbourne are getting a bruise-free training drill before next week. 
  • Saturday arvo 4.30.  At least if it's thrashing the rest of the footy world will have forgotten about it by lunchtime Sunday if not 10pm Saturday

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    I won't be around much to do these for the rest of May so if someone would like to take over these reports, you are welcome.

    @Queanbeyan DemonI think this was your gig before I hijacked it...

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    11 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    If we bring our third quarter for the whole game we'll win.

    Thats a big IF

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    It’s truly telling how little engagement this club has after so long in the competition.

    Anyways our first quarter > their third quarter 

    Take this lightly and we will lose. Come out with the same mindset we did against Norf and it’ll be a 10 goal smashing. 

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    23 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

     

    Take this lightly and we will lose. Come out with the same mindset we did against Norf and it’ll be a 10 goal smashing. 

    This is a fair point.  GCS seem to always give us a hard time when we go there.  We can't be complacent.

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    3 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

    This is a fair point.  GCS seem to always give us a hard time when we go there.  We can't be complacent.

    And yet I don't think we've lost to them since 2014.

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    I think it works in our favour that this game is at 4:30 and not at night, it will be less slippery and dewy which we struggle with.

    Having said that, I haven't checked the weather forecast and for all I know it could be pounding down with rain 

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    forecast no rain, light winds 22/23c at start of game, 20/21c at end of game.  sounds good conditions

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    I think those comments are balanced, and will add two things. Be very interested to see how many frees Matty Rowell will get along with Lucretia and Is i hope we get Razor again.

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    1 minute ago, Willmoy1947 said:

    I think those comments are balanced, and will add two things. Be very interested to see how many frees Matty Rowell will get along with Lucretia and Is i hope we get Razor again.

    Autocorrect for Lukosius? If so, your device is impressively refined. 

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    Rowell vs Clarrie and Viney for contested possessions will be fun to watch.

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    Change thread title to “what the supporter is saying at Metricon”

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    9 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    It’s truly telling how little engagement this club has after so long in the competition.

    Anyways our first quarter > their third quarter 

    Take this lightly and we will lose. Come out with the same mindset we did against Norf and it’ll be a 10 goal smashing. 

    Send them to Tassie it's easily the best option. 

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    17 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Send them to Tassie it's easily the best option. 

    Problem with that is AFL ideally want 2 teams in more populous States . 

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    11 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

    Given these weekly threads usually come with street names:

    "Where's the road out of here?"

     

    What they’re saying at Nerang Broadbeach Road, doesn’t have the same ring to it 🤣

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    57 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Problem with that is AFL ideally want 2 teams in more populous States . 

    Trouble is 19 teams is a horses [censored] bb.

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