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11 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Calm the farm folks.

Severe bruising from hyper extension.... that's it.

Two weeks tops 👍🏻

Thats the spirit!

Too many misery guts on DL. Even t/mac copped a serve. Hes cooked apparently.

For months everyone has been saying how important he is to our fwd structure now he has to retire?

Gawn didnt look upset at all sitting on the bench. Didnt even have an ice pack.

He took a knock to the knee.  Would be very unlucky to have done internal damage.

 
1 hour ago, Roost it far said:

The News followed by 

Shock

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance and Hope

Processing the grief

OR

The news followed by

Elation

Happiness

Joy

Triumph

Wonder

etc etc

The News followed by 

  • Shock
  • Denial
  • Anger
  • Bargaining
  • Depression
  • Acceptance and Hope
  • Processing the grief
  • @Jaded No More becoming seriously jaded
  • Sanity emanating from @Webber and @RyanD
  • Complete absence of @WalkingCivilWar - more worried about this than Max quite frankly
  • The catastrophisation, neurotic codependency and trauma triggering reactions by the rest of us

Edited by Queanbeyan Demon


3 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

 

The fact every injury has felt different is maybe a good sign that it’s some exotic knee flu that will settle down in a day with some rest and chicken soup

Absolutely checking each hour for news. Our premiership campaign is built on many many players but Max is a very key part of the team.
 

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞it’s only short term. 

 
1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Absolutely checking each hour for news. Our premiership campaign is built on many many players but Max is a very key part of the team.
 

🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞it’s only short term. 

Every hour? This is minute by minute. Perhaps every second.


7 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

  • Shock
  • Denial
  • Anger
  • Bargaining
  • Depression
  • Acceptance and Hope
  • Processing the grief
  • Catastrophisation, neurotic codependency and trauma

How the hell did you get hold of Goody's post match summary & notes QD?

13 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

 

Weekend is officially shot. MacBook's back-up battery pack on turbo charge.

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

How the hell did you get hold of Goody's post match summary & notes QD?

Usual source - the Brisbane runner.


Just now, dees189227 said:

The clinic doing Max's scans better get the results quickly. 🤞 It's good news 

MRI results are instant. You get the films straight after the scan. It’s about having someone to interpret them. Which I assume we can find a doctor or two keen to look at them today. 

2 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

you hear or feel a pop.

Only sometimes 

Has everyone had a light lunch? 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

MRI results are instant. You get the films straight after the scan. It’s about having someone to interpret them. Which I assume we can find a doctor or two keen to look at them today. 

Stick the scan on here.  Plenty of medical people and the likes to interpret :-)

 


Just now, Dee Zephyr said:

Has everyone had a light lunch? 

This is everyone’s light lunch today 

Sad Happy Hour GIF

3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

The clinic doing Max's scans better get the results quickly. 🤞 It's good news 

 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

MRI results are instant. You get the films straight after the scan. It’s about having someone to interpret them. Which I assume we can find a doctor or two keen to look at them today. 

Get them emailed to @Webber and @RyanD and publish findings to 'Land immediately. CC @Goody.

2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

 

Get them emailed to @Webber and @RyanD and publish findings to 'Land immediately. CC @Goody.

Haha. Happy to say there’s a reason radiologists exist, QD. 

 
Just now, Webber said:

Haha. Happy to say there’s a reason radiologists exist, QD. 

But if a Demonland Physio hasn’t confirmed the results, are the results even valid? 

29 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

 

As posted earlier no electricity in qld


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