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4 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Not as much as me.

A highly debatable reply but the hatred of the filth is ingrown in to most Melbourne supporters genes to the extent that MFCSS is. I wish you all the luck in the world tonite in your hatred of the filth.

 
1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Which of Vines or Pig will drive little Ginni's head underneath the turf?

Hopefully both, simultaneously, and no free. 

I despise that kid. Cries about his mental health, but has carried on like a pork chop all season... make your bed and all that. 

16 minutes ago, Fat Tony said:

The Pies are an excellent kicking side. We will need to make sure we win the contested ball convincingly and we need our forwards to fire.

Pressure on the ball carrier.

 
3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hopefully both, simultaneously, and no free. 

I despise that kid. Cries about his mental health, but has carried on like a pork chop all season... make your bed and all that. 

Your hostility and detestation level is building nicely for tonight's game Jaded.


24 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Last time we played them we were in a "form" slump.

No May, Lever hobbling and Petty off the ground when they got a run-on. Business end of the season, those three playing and we are turning the corner.

Collingwood supporters are up and about however they have had an easy run home and only just beaten sides on the bottom.

Port by 6pts at home

Ess by 4

Crows by 5

North by 7

Suns by 5

Giants at home by 11

 

That tells me they are super overrated and hanging by a thread. 

Dees win.

 

 

 

 

Although this may all be true, they are still capable of playing good footy and tonight's game would have no doubt pumped them up far more than any other one of those previous games. They will come out firing and I wouldn't assume their form against the bottom sides has to mean anything tonight.

We however are better and just have to show it and bring our A game.

3 minutes ago, Deenooos_ said:

Although this may all be true, they are still capable of playing good footy and tonight's game would have no doubt pumped them up far more than any other one of those previous games. They will come out firing and I wouldn't assume their form against the bottom sides has to mean anything tonight.

We however are better and just have to show it and bring our A game.

Any side can play good footy...

13 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

Which of Vines or Pig will drive little Ginni's head underneath the turf?

both i hope

 
4 minutes ago, Deenooos_ said:

Although this may all be true, they are still capable of playing good footy and tonight's game would have no doubt pumped them up far more than any other one of those previous games. They will come out firing and I wouldn't assume their form against the bottom sides has to mean anything tonight.

We however are better and just have to show it and bring our A game.

We definitely need to bring our A game and nothing less. 

2 hours ago, binman said:

Assuming Bala is Ballarat, and assuming you will come into rhe g via the west gate, my tip is get off at Power Street, turn right onto city road and then just after the first set of lights, turn left at the next set of lights (a 7-11 is on the corner).

Right behind the 7-11 is the entrance to the publuc car park underneath the eureka tower. I think it's only $15 for the park (should be half given the ridiculous shortness of each bay!).

Great spot for the city and g.

You can cross the river right there and walk along the Yarra to the G

15 -20 minute walk tops.

And when you leave you are straight onto the freeway again and avoid all rhe crazy traffic around the g on punt road, Alexandria Ave et etc.

Sorry @binman - should’ve been clearer: Bala as in Balaclava! A much easier trip, but can sometimes take ages to get on the train afterwards with these size crowds, especially with kids.


12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hopefully both, simultaneously, and no free. 

I despise that kid. Cries about his mental health, but has carried on like a pork chop all season... make your bed and all that. 

Must agree with you ,dont mind if he gets a free  ,it will be his last.Getting tired of people playing the mental health card when things dont go their way it distracts from people who do suffer mental health issues,which is serious .

1 minute ago, 3183 Dee said:

Sorry @binman - should’ve been clearer: Bala as in Balaclava! A much easier trip, but can sometimes take ages to get on the train afterwards with these size crowds, especially with kids.

Sounded like a place from an Austentayshus song!

Interesting that Lingers opened his Flapper yesterday and threw a barb at The Filth. 
i hope this was predetermined….

6 goal win

There was in the past a very true saying (or joke)

What stuffs magpies in the spring(September)

MCG

make it happen

36 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hopefully both, simultaneously, and no free. 

I despise that kid. Cries about his mental health, but has carried on like a pork chop all season... make your bed and all that. 

I was live and let live on him initially. I thought Kane-o was being harsh on him after the round 1 selfie.

But when he heckled Max off the ground after he was injured, he revealed himself to be a total gronk.

If it was someone who can be a p**** like Clarry or Jack that he did that to, then fair enough.

When it’s one of the most personable and respected players in the league, you are just a plonker. End of story.


Have a feeling this might get really ugly for the Ponies tonight. Hope I'm right. Dees by 60 plus. 

I hate the black and white filth almost as much as JEELONG!!! Now thats saying something! Their false teeth, pot gutted, feral supporter base have zero intelligence!

Edited by picket fence

4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I hate the black and white filth almost as much as JEELONG!!! Now thats saying something! Their false teeth, pot gutted, feral supporter base have zero intelligence!

I think you just described their Board.

13 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I hate the black and white filth almost as much as JEELONG!!! Now thats saying something! Their false teeth, pot gutted, feral supporter base have zero intelligence!

 

8 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

I think you just described their Board.

No, it's the filth sheilas !


1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Hopefully both, simultaneously, and no free. 

I despise that kid. Cries about his mental health, but has carried on like a pork chop all season... make your bed and all that. 

Wowee! Pro violence and a dig at mental health in one post. Well done

37 minutes ago, Mr Steve said:

Have a feeling this might get really ugly for the Ponies tonight. Hope I'm right. Dees by 60 plus. 

Ponies? Is that meant to be Pies or am I unaware of what this might otherwise mean?

 
8 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Ponies? Is that meant to be Pies or am I unaware of what this might otherwise mean?

Maybe Mr Steve lives on a horse stud farm. The rest I'd prefer not to think about...

Edited by Stiff Arm

9 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Ponies? Is that meant to be Pies or am I unaware of what this might otherwise mean?

One trick


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