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My 3 word player analysis V Bulldogs

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Gawn - age is wearying

Oliver - played without confidence 

Brayshaw - prolific without effectiveness 

Salem - intensity was lacking

May - one costly blunder

Sparrow - no X factor 

Hibberd - loose and lacking

 Viney - great first half

Pickett - had limited involvement 

Petracca - season worst performance 

Fritsch - disappeared after half

Jordon - little to enthuse

Tomlinson - little to commend

Weideman - disappointed yet again

Neil-Bullen - was rarely sighted

Melksham - irrelevant second half

Jackson - overrated and underperforming 

Petty - yin and Yang 

Spargo - was rarely sighted

Harmes - season worst game

Langdon - season worst game

Rivers - seemingly without confidence 

 
8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Sparrow - no X factor

Weideman - disappointed yet again

These both seem overly harsh tbh.

Sparrow with 18 disposals, 6 marks, 3 tackles  a goal and a goal assist. Solid game from him.

 

Anyone would think we lost to North by 100 points. We lost to one of last years grand finalists who played out of their skins, after we had them under control for most of the game.


WEED - great first quarter

joeboy - Joeboy you win(ge)

Edited by Tarax Club

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2 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

joeboy - Joeboy you win(ge)

Yes you’re right… I should have complimented them for throwing away the game and probably the season

 
1 minute ago, joeboy said:

Yes you’re right… I should have complimented them for throwing away the game and probably the season

Apologies feelings are running very high tonight


Reckon age is wearing Max? 

We're all in sh*t moods. Let's just chalk this one up.

MFC - they overran us.!!


6 hours ago, layzie said:

We're all in sh*t moods. 

...and some people are taking it out on the umpires

11 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - age is wearying

Oliver - played without confidence 

Brayshaw - prolific without effectiveness 

Salem - intensity was lacking

May - one costly blunder

Sparrow - no X factor 

Hibberd - loose and lacking

 Viney - great first half

Pickett - had limited involvement 

Petracca - season worst performance 

Fritsch - disappeared after half

Jordon - little to enthuse

Tomlinson - little to commend

Weideman - disappointed yet again

Neil-Bullen - was rarely sighted

Melksham - irrelevant second half

Jackson - overrated and underperforming 

Petty - yin and Yang 

Spargo - was rarely sighted

Harmes - season worst game

Langdon - season worst game

Rivers - seemingly without confidence 

Venting done

Worst 3 word analysis of the year.


43 minutes ago, one_demon said:

...and some people are taking it out on the umpires

umpiring was fair IMHO - our problem was we didn't win the ground ball/stoppages with the best midfield in the business up against another top midfield.

Terrible analysis. 

 

Three words 

clearances lost again

Angry Frustrating Disappointing 

lost double chance 

on downward slide 

stop long bombs

quicker ball movement 


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