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NON-MFC: Round 13, 2022

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Of all the people Ess could have chosen as the 'hero' for the night they chose Hird.  Tim Watson, Wanganeen and Bomber have had more success.  And Bombers' misdemeanours were in his personnel life not

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Interesting reading all the loathing of Essendon: an attitude I endorse fully. Any team that has prolonged success gets labelled as "arrogant, entitled etc.." just because they demonstrate a rene

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I remember growing up in the 80s and 90s and all the Bomber supporters who were all so smug.  And right up until 2000 when yes, they had a truly outstanding team.  But oh how it warms the heart t

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28 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Go Blues???

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Well, it’s either that or go 🤮 Ess 🤮en🤮don 🤮

Best result would be a giant sinkhole forming in the middle of the G and swallowing both clubs whole.

I’m going for that. Carn the sinkholes.

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I certainly made use of the glove Dub!

aaaaand he's back!  😂

 

come on out BBO, your time is up!

just gimme 10 more minutes

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Really wish our football club celebrated our 150th properly, and put on  a show like this back in 08. 

Unfortunately our admin had no spine, about as equal as our team then. Should have been a celebration of the oldest football club in the world regardless of the onfield results at the time

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3 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Really wish our football club celebrated our 150th properly, and put on  a show like this back in 08. 

Unfortunately our admin had no spine, about as equal as our team then. Should have been a celebration of the oldest football club in the world regardless of the onfield results at the time

I can't even remember what we did. What did we do?

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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm watching the pre game.  There's some fat slug spruicking their  history.

I wonder if he'll  talk up the drug taking saga and the the stripped Download Medal.

On Hird "legacy untouched" FMD !!!!!

I'm getting [censored] sick

You'd think they could find an MC that understands there's an "n" in the middle of Essendon.

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3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I can't even remember what we did. What did we do?

Sweet FA - not being able to remember it tells the whole story

They had some plans that fizzed out because sucked on field. Had the the little 150 logo on the jumper and a small event

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15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm watching the pre game.  There's some fat slug spruicking their  history.

I wonder if he'll  talk up the drug taking saga and the the stripped Download Medal.

On Hird "legacy untouched" FMD !!!!!

I'm getting [censored] sick

senator briggs!

that was embarrassing; like they forgot about 120 years of history and just focused on the sheedy years

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1 minute ago, ucanchoose said:

Good to see the afl completely forget about the clash jumper rule for this match 

Huh there's no clash here black and red with black shorts. Navy and white with white shorts. Absolutely zero confusion 

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5 minutes ago, Sideshow Bob said:

Huh there's no clash here black and red with black shorts. Navy and white with white shorts. Absolutely zero confusion 

We are forced to change against both of these teams

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3 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

tell that to the peptides dude who handballed straight to the bluebagger cos he just went with the dark jumper...

Correct.   Wide angle they look the same

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How do I watch Blues v Bombers without puking? Essendon I loathe with intensity, and Carlton only marginally less.

I really like Harrison Jones, so I will cheer him when he is near it, and just generally moan and deride my way through the rest of it. 

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