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This is a great little promotionย 

Max reads it really well.ย 
We now have old and new Traditions and we can be proud of them both.ย 
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2021 is just the beginningย 

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When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it.ย 


14 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Is this just a membership promotion?

Partly but a Club promotion above allย 

1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it.ย 

I was thinking Fire Water

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I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

I thought it was fine. We obviously couldn't get the rights to a 39 second loop of Bang Bang Bang, which is really all you needed to promote the dees in 2022.


Obviously for home consumption. A membership promo. Itโ€™s well done and emotional for those with red and blue blood. However, I also find it a bit cringy. I would prefer to focus on what happens on the field. Let the way the side plays and results do the talking. Thatโ€™s the way to gain respect and become a formidable club.ย 

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

21 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

Isn't moonshine forged with fire?

2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

I have to somewhat agree, however I think itโ€™s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season.ย 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carltonโ€™s โ€œCan you smell what weโ€™re cookingโ€ campaign. ย  A big oleโ€™ [censored] thatโ€™s apparently still bubbling away.ย 


1 hour ago, dee-tox said:

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

Rather be burned alive than endure 57 years of pain, so i'd say it's apt.

5 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it.ย 

To be fair.. that 78degrees melbourne gin is absolutely delicious

33 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have to somewhat agree, however I think itโ€™s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season.ย 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carltonโ€™s โ€œCan you smell what weโ€™re cookingโ€ campaign. ย  A big oleโ€™ [censored] thatโ€™s apparently still bubbling away.ย 

Not as cringe but not far behind was their โ€œThey Know Weโ€™re Comingโ€ campaign of about 12 years ago. Maybe theyโ€™re still coming, theyโ€™re just taking their sweet time. ๐Ÿ˜

Fox Footy are advertising what looks like an MFC 2021 doco on 8th March.

Little trailer for it kicking around at the moment.

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8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not as cringe but not far behind was their โ€œThey Know Weโ€™re Comingโ€ campaign of about 12 years ago. Maybe theyโ€™re still coming, theyโ€™re just taking their sweet time. ๐Ÿ˜

They must be using an early version sat nav which is taking them the long way.


9 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have to somewhat agree, however I think itโ€™s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season.ย 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carltonโ€™s โ€œCan you smell what weโ€™re cookingโ€ campaign. ย  A big oleโ€™ [censored] thatโ€™s apparently still bubbling away.ย 

I like this one too

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12 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

Feels closer to a scene from Demon Attack * than some of the clubโ€™s more recent work.

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*This is by no means an insult to Demon Attack. Like Dumb & Dumber it was genius, ย but you just canโ€™t recreate classics.

23 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

They must be using an early version sat nav which is taking them the long way.

โ€ฆnot even. Melways (1982 edition) including the obligatory missing pages.ย 

#Boss-LevelScenicRoute

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Removed an oxymoron meaning Iโ€™ll sleep tonight. ๐Ÿ˜…

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Ugh.

Comes across very much like something dreamt up by a corporate type with no feeling for the club culture and itโ€™s supporter base at all. Underwhelming to say the least.

Seems like a wasted opportunity to use 'We are Melbourne, through & through.'

Edited by Yossarian


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