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This is a great little promotion 

Max reads it really well. 
We now have old and new Traditions and we can be proud of them both. 
 

2021 is just the beginning 

 

When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it. 


14 minutes ago, Jontee said:

Is this just a membership promotion?

Partly but a Club promotion above all 

1 hour ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it. 

I was thinking Fire Water

 

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

I thought it was fine. We obviously couldn't get the rights to a 39 second loop of Bang Bang Bang, which is really all you needed to promote the dees in 2022.


Obviously for home consumption. A membership promo. It’s well done and emotional for those with red and blue blood. However, I also find it a bit cringy. I would prefer to focus on what happens on the field. Let the way the side plays and results do the talking. That’s the way to gain respect and become a formidable club. 

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

21 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

Isn't moonshine forged with fire?

2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

I have to somewhat agree, however I think it’s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season. 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carlton’s “Can you smell what we’re cooking” campaign.   A big ole’ [censored] that’s apparently still bubbling away. 


1 hour ago, dee-tox said:

Decent promo. But what I don't get is this statement: 'The Demons spirit was forged in fire...''

Perhaps someone in the club really loves the History Channel's programme Forged in Fire, where a bunch of rednecks make swords/knives?

Rather be burned alive than endure 57 years of pain, so i'd say it's apt.

5 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

When I saw it pop up in my emails I assumed it was a promotion for a generic bottle of gin or the like with a Melbourne sticker slapped on it. 

To be fair.. that 78degrees melbourne gin is absolutely delicious

33 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have to somewhat agree, however I think it’s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season. 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carlton’s “Can you smell what we’re cooking” campaign.   A big ole’ [censored] that’s apparently still bubbling away. 

Not as cringe but not far behind was their “They Know We’re Coming” campaign of about 12 years ago. Maybe they’re still coming, they’re just taking their sweet time. 😁

Fox Footy are advertising what looks like an MFC 2021 doco on 8th March.

Little trailer for it kicking around at the moment.

 

8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not as cringe but not far behind was their “They Know We’re Coming” campaign of about 12 years ago. Maybe they’re still coming, they’re just taking their sweet time. 😁

They must be using an early version sat nav which is taking them the long way.


9 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have to somewhat agree, however I think it’s a little less cringe because we won the GF last season. 

Nothing will ever be as cringe as Carlton’s “Can you smell what we’re cooking” campaign.   A big ole’ [censored] that’s apparently still bubbling away. 

I like this one too

 

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12 hours ago, Demonstone said:

I'm with The Jackson 6 on this.

These types of promos are usually a little cringey and this one is no exception.

Feels closer to a scene from Demon Attack * than some of the club’s more recent work.

 

*This is by no means an insult to Demon Attack. Like Dumb & Dumber it was genius,  but you just can’t recreate classics.

23 minutes ago, In Harmes Way said:

They must be using an early version sat nav which is taking them the long way.

…not even. Melways (1982 edition) including the obligatory missing pages. 

#Boss-LevelScenicRoute

Edited by WalkingCivilWar
Removed an oxymoron meaning I’ll sleep tonight. 😅

 

Ugh.

Comes across very much like something dreamt up by a corporate type with no feeling for the club culture and it’s supporter base at all. Underwhelming to say the least.

Seems like a wasted opportunity to use 'We are Melbourne, through & through.'

Edited by Yossarian


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