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With the shortened time off and the fact the whole list was in WA, I was wondering if anyone had any news regarding off season surgeries that might impact next year?

 

Steven May has that 6cm tear in his hamstring he needs to recuperate from.

Hopefully, he will take it easy and let it fully heal before getting back into full training in the Pre-Season.

 

 

I'm recovering exceedingly well from the damage to my psyche from 57 years of losing


The way we smashed our way through finals, I feel there are few players carrying major injuries.  Given the short break this should put us in a great position to rest the players and get them ready for round 1.  I would be cautious with the kids and the oldies. Rivers/Kozzi/Jackson, give them a big rest.   then May, Gawn etc.  but the majority of the list are in the sweet spot of big hardened bodies but still young

47 minutes ago, Jontee said:

I'm recovering exceedingly well from the damage to my psyche from 57 years of losing

Is that worse than an Oedipus Complex?

 

Given our age demographic, group booking at The Royal Children's?

43 minutes ago, dieter said:

Is that worse than an Oedipus Complex?

I'll have to ask my mum on that one


Serious one: Christian Salem's apparent groin issues? (don't know if these are intervention or rest matters)

Just now, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Serious one: Christian Salem's apparent groin issues? (don't know if these are intervention or rest matters)

His form peaked in finals, the byes helped him a ton. Should just be rest I reckon?

4 hours ago, Supreme_Demon said:

Steven May has that 6cm tear in his hamstring he needs to recuperate from.

Hopefully, he will take it easy and let it fully heal before getting back into full training in the Pre-Season.

 

I'm guessing he's sticking strictly to the nightclub and alcohol treatment in Perth.

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So no news then


4 hours ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Chunk probably had a vasectomy!

In a rich vein of form it would seem!🤩

4 hours ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Chunk probably had a vasectomy!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4 hours ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

Chunk probably had a vasectomy!

To hell with that. Now he has retired, he’s gotta get to work on producing even more potential father/daughters/sons

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Dont know about the players but im going in for a new Liver and a replacement voicebox. 

Should be right by round 1.

8 hours ago, Roger Mellie said:

I expect Clarrie's in the shoulder surgery queue

Does he get them done every off season? 

But really I haven’t seen any of our players post anything on their socials other than enjoying their off season. May is still away playing golf. The WA boys are off doing gym work and enjoying the sunsets. Jacko did mention on the Gus and Gawny podcast that he needs to have wisdom teeth removed so the boy is in for a lot of dental work. 

 
9 hours ago, Jontee said:

I'm recovering exceedingly well from the damage to my psyche from 57 years of losing

If it was only the losing and not including the boozing..

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