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GAMEDAY: PF vs Geelong

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I’ve reached vomit levels of stress. Why is this day going so [censored] slowly???

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    12 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    Bumped into my best mates wife at school pick up, wandering in to pick up our respective chicklets, she is a Geelong nuffy.

    I asked her if she was excited about tonight.. "Na not really, I think we'll win easily..." I was like uhm sorry what? "Oohhh I want you guys to win but I think we'll win easily..." 

    I nearly tripped her over in front of the whole school.

    Should have given her serve!!

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    13 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

    Bumped into my best mates wife at school pick up, wandering in to pick up our respective chicklets, she is a Geelong nuffy.

    I asked her if she was excited about tonight.. "Na not really, I think we'll win easily..." I was like uhm sorry what? "Oohhh I want you guys to win but I think we'll win easily..." 

    I nearly tripped her over in front of the whole school.

    I think we sometimes forget that Melbourne nuffies are unique in the football world in that as nuffy-ness goes up, so does the ability to rationally analyse football.

    Every other team's nuffies (Geelong included) seem to follow the complete opposite trajectory - they completely lose the capacity for rational thought after reaching a certain level of nuffydom

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    To everyone attending tonights game, you are the eyes, ears and voices of 50 thousand isolating members, and many thousands more supporters who would kill to be in your position.

    Be loud, proud and bring our energy to the players please.

     

    faulty.

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    The weather 10 min from the ground, passing as I type.

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    4 minutes ago, Chook said:

    I think we sometimes forget that Melbourne nuffies are unique in the football world in that as nuffy-ness goes up, so does the ability to rationally analyse football.

    Every other team's nuffies (Geelong included) seem to follow the complete opposite trajectory - they completely lose the capacity for rational thought after reaching a certain level of nuffydom

    I was literally lost for words, I did ask twice just to be sure I had heard her correctly… I just giggled and walked off. 

    Some DLers need to hit the bong.

    Stress levels are off the charts on here.

     

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    3 minutes ago, ding said:

    Some DLers need to hit the bong.

    Stress levels are off the charts on here.

     

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    You say that like half of them aren't hitting it already.

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    Word is Henderson out for Narkle

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    4 minutes ago, ding said:

    Some DLers need to hit the bong.

    Stress levels are off the charts on here.

     

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    Memories of my Youth. 

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    I had a sleepness night last night, but when I did drift off had a vivid dream of the final score tonight, and BOG.

    Wrote it down so I wouldn't forget.

    Would it be bad luck to post it here?

    Something smells. They bring Narkle in as an emergency 4 hours ago. Replacing a player they must have known had concussion..or not.

    Now Narkle is in the selected side.

    Smells

    Cheating

    Not in the spirit of the rule.

    ..you choose.

    7 minutes ago, olisik said:

    Word is Henderson out for Narkle

    Sauce......?


    I’m not nervous. You’re nervous.

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    3 minutes ago, JTR said:

    I had a sleepness night last night, but when I did drift off had a vivid dream of the final score tonight, and BOG.

    Wrote it down so I wouldn't forget.

    Would it be bad luck to post it here?

    No such thing as jinxes etc, so go for your life.

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    80 mins til the game. Who da sub?

    What's all the fuss about? Is there a game on tonight? Sheesh, I'd better check the finals fixture.


    Just now, faultydet said:

    No such thing as jinxes etc, so go for your life.

    It would make my sport following life so much easier if my brain allowed itself to believe that... 😕

    Ok, stuff it...

    We win 86 - 58

    Petracca BOG

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    I’m officially panicking. How will I get through tonight?

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    5 minutes ago, Cyclops said:

    Something smells. They bring Narkle in as an emergency 4 hours ago. Replacing a player they must have known had concussion..or not.

    Now Narkle is in the selected side.

    Smells

    Cheating

    Not in the spirit of the rule.

    ..you choose.

    what did we expect.

     
    Just now, Cassiew said:

    I’m officially panicking. How will I get through tonight?

    Seems the accepted methods are a carton of grog or a few cones.

    And here I was thinking we were a diverse bunch on here.....

     

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    Just now, faultydet said:

    Seems the accepted methods are a carton of grog or a few cones.

    And here I was thinking we were a diverse bunch on here.....

     

    I diversified by going 2 x cartons...

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