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🙂 44 points down Bombers. Good teams can come back from there. 

Edited by monoccular

 

I definitely didn’t want Essendon to win but I also can’t be bothered with these cheating a-holes from the Dogs winning games thanks to soft umpiring. 
Lions will kill them. They are soft and lazy. Their game plan is too based around perfection which doesn’t work in finals. 
I would love them to get smashed next week. 
 

Tom Green, Cumming and Reid out and oh yeh probably the other Greene.

Chris Scott prayers answered.

Hope Giants win and Toby gets at least 2 but the first part looking very unlikely now.

 
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Might text to some bomber mates   That number, still owe them for simmonds and green thuggery 


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Tom Green, Cumming and Reid out and oh yeh probably the other Greene.

Chris Scott prayers answered.

Hope Giants win and Toby gets at least 2 but the first part looking very unlikely now.

They did it a few weeks ago Redleg, similar injuries, and in Geelong. You never know.

5 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Ha Essendon saved there worst for the final. Ha they are out. Thank god, don't have to hear about them anymore.

How many days now since they won a final?

…. Lots

20 minutes ago, BDA said:

That bloke who runs the "Number of Days since Essendon last won a final" account is still in a job

Add another 365 days at least 

 
Just now, Webber said:

They did it a few weeks ago Redleg, similar injuries, and in Geelong. You never know.

Here’s hoping. 

I like Footscray’s song. 


The more I watch hard slogs like this the happier I am to scrap the pre Grand Final bye. If the Dogs somehow went all the way to the big dance they would have travelled from Launceston to Brisbane to Adelaide then Perth without a week off. 

 

Bombers kicked themselves out of it. Needed to apply scoreboard pressure when on top but couldn't do it. 6,203 days and counting......

Today was a good result. I hate essenscum.

Merritt goes for a few weeks based on what Neal-Bullen got, right?


2 minutes ago, DemonWheels said:

Merritt goes for a few weeks based on what Neal-Bullen got, right?

I think ANB was the sacrificial lamb. Not many have been suspended since that let alone getting 5 weeks.

Looks like my #freekickbulldogs theory stacks up.


Shattered the dream of smashing the Dons in a Grand Final is over.

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So Weightman finished with 6 frees and 4 goals from Frees?

Unbelievable.

41 minutes ago, Webber said:

Alan Partridge would be proud. 

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