Jaded No More

I’m off to drink wine

Don’t think so. He’s absolutely physically cooked. Cramping like crazy and hasn’t been of the ground once because of our injuries.

Disco looks really hurt. [censored] burn the tapes.

THE [censored] GOAL KICKING 🤬

Kosi is the only player in the team who doesn’t make me want to burn my eyes out. Apologies to Bowey.

This list may not be good enough to win a flag, but it’s certainly got enough talent to be better than a bottom 4 side. It’s a joke that we find ourselves where we are with absolutely no injuries.

A sad indictment when he’s our oldest player. Gawn the only other senior player earning his paycheck today and even this season. Trac, Clarry, Salem, Fritsch, Lever and May absolutely letting us down consistently over and over and over again.

How fast have we gone from a really good competitive team, to an insipid one. We are horrible to watch. No skills, effort that we turn on and off like a tap, and absolutely mind boggling game plan. Kosi is the only player in this team that I enjoy watching. Everyone else is either unskilled or a non entity.

Bowey the only player who should be allowed to kick a football. Rivers has lost the plot. We’ve ruined another promising kid.

When your stoppage coach has never coached a day in his life, what do you expect? One of the most ridiculous coaching appointments in recent memory.

The pre match selection has absolutely killed us. Howes and Petty going down can’t be foreseen, but you dropped Roo and Lever for Jefferson and now our backline is a shambles and Jeffo has to ruck. Diabolically risky!

When there is ZERO pressure on the ball carrier and the ball is coming in like that, nobody can defend the mark without infringing.

Yes well of course this was a mistake. Dropping Lever and JVR and replacing them with Jefferson alone is woeful

Absolutely [censored] pathetic. Grow up Melbourne. What an embarrassing showing.