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Just now, Star of the 80s said:

How many times can the Cats throw the ball!

as often as they choose it seems

 

No point going hard now. Save your tickets for next week. May and Lever have been pathetic, and McDonald is unsighted. That's bad, as McDonald takes weeks to get into form after being injured.

Worst quarter of the year 

 

I think we might be getting shown how to play footy. You can't go to sleep like that. Game over now, because we haven't been able to score easily enough tonight.


1 minute ago, Stiff Arm said:

Game over.

I think your right.

Shame to have to travel next week.

 

 

Peak MFCSS in here. Finishing 3rd = flag. We will beat Port.

Umpires willing of course.

Edited by Clintosaurus


We're tanking

 

We want to smash Port next week

Brayshaw has hacked EVERY KICK

Ok that’s it they can  shove their pathetic pea hearted rubbish.  Saturday night ruined, shameful wannabes.

Brayshaw, Harmes and Viney are a reason we aren’t much chop. They just hack it on the boot. Where it goes they don’t care. 


So many pessimistic loser posts.


There's something systematically wrong if harmes is taking the kick inside 50 on his left. Must be about 5 times now

 

[censored] just total [censored] 

McDonald shocking SPARGO WORSE FRITCSH ****HOUSE

And in the space of 10 minutes, we’re not within a bulls roar of the flag. They are slaughtering us, on every line, by every measure. They are flag favourites, by a long long way. 


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