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Tonight it’s clear-cut. We have to barrack for Collingwood, right?

Port will beat the filth tonight, might be close at the half but not at the end.

North to beat the Blues.

Lions just prevail over the Suns

Eagles spank Saints.

Hawks over Crows

Swannies over Freo.

reckon Tiges push the cats hard. Can’t pick this one.

I don’t want to say it, so I won’t. But Giants won’t win. 

 

 

Glad the weekend has rolled around so I have some footy to watch. Been a long week in lockdown

That Pies 22 is the worst they’ve fielded for 15 years I reckon. 

stars back for Port. This will be a 10 goal drubbing 


5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

That Pies 22 is the worst they’ve fielded for 15 years I reckon. 

stars back for Port. This will be a 10 goal drubbing 

It's less than 7 days since we drew with the worst Hawthorn side they've fielded for 15 years...

30 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Tonight it’s clear-cut. We have to barrack for Collingwood, right?

I guess so, but it feels disgusting.

 

I know others on Demonland like the later starts on Friday night but for me love the 7.10 start. 

Good start by the Pies. 

Every time I see Todd Marshall I think of this amazing description from their fan forum when we beat them…

’floats around the field like a fern frond’

?


Yes it will have to be local filth over interstate filth.

North

bears

wet coke

mfcss

crows 

swans

vile garbage from kardinia park

gws

2 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

So hard to watch with no crowd 

True. And they need to jettison the fake crowd noise. It’s not necessary imo. 

? Go ? pies ?!!!

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

True. And they need to jettison the fake crowd noise. It’s not necessary imo. 

I like the fake crowd noise but I think an apprentice is operating it tonight.


5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

True. And they need to jettison the fake crowd noise. It’s not necessary imo. 

they need to clearly disclose the sound enhancements for every match.

Amazing that a crowd of 10k can sound like a 40k crowd.

They're doing it with the Olympics coverage as well.

Last year it was a novelty now it's a gimmick

So it's proven that 7 can schedule earlier games on a friday night if they want to. I do like the 7:10 start than the 7:50.

Pendles off now will hurt. 

I think I've said this before, but I am just so grateful Nathan Jones got to celebrate his 300th in front of fans and family and I'm so happy I was there. Aside from Boak, there are some many milestone games this weekend in the past few weeks and no one to celebrate in front of. 

opeing ceremony at 9 so I assume the ratings will drop to nothing for the footy

Interesting time shift for the swimming

Heats are now during the night (9pm) and finals during the day (10:30am  Melbourne time)...

Television into the Northern hemisphere one assumes


The 15 metres standard must be made of rubber.   Same umpire 2 successive kicks. First one "not 15 play on", the shorter kick "mark"

Can someone tell Abbey Holmes to tone down on the dramatics?

Pendles has got a minor knock to the leg, not a career ending fractured leg in 8 pieces.

 

1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Can someone tell Abbey Holmes to tone down on the dramatics?

Pendles has got a minor knock to the leg, not a career ending fractured leg in 8 pieces.

 

the way they carried on i presumed he'd done an acl

 
16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

? Go ? pies ?!!!

Why not!   Can't stand Port and would love to see them miss the double chance / home finals.  Hec I'd love to see them miss all together.   That song pre match and Kochy always predicting they are on for the premiership every season ?


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