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1 hour ago, Deemania since 56 said:

All we need is a fit AVB between half-forward and half-back, rejoining the team as his presence does make us a better team; but importantly, we need a player of his type to assist clear a few pathways for his teammates and to de-stabilise some big personal opinions amongst the opposition, such as Bumford.

 

I would love Neville to be back to his old form.

Not sure how he would fit in but used to be such a star and a big part of 2018.

Vanders certainly gives us hardness ....a Grinter if you will but hes not silky skilled.

But like Jets he too has been a big part of our transition.

 
47 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

I'm trying to get my kids out the door for a runaround in the park. they're complaining like all hell about the cold. I hope your kids aren't as pampered as mine

We’ve got swimming lessons now, so should shake out some of the sillies! 
They’re currently bragging to their swim teacher that they’re going to the MCG ?

Edited by Deemented Are Go!

Wouldn't be surprised if Vanders is the sub

 
2 hours ago, Smokey said:

Must win. I want top 2 this year. LESSGO DEES 

Exactly. If we want to win a flag this year, we need to finish top 2. Finishing 2nd and playing Brisbane at the G is so much better than finishing 3rd and travelling to Brisbane.

Therefore winning a game when your $1.20 favs is simply not negotiable.

1 hour ago, Ethan Trembley said:

That was the style at the time. 

Thankfully now the last world war is nearly 80 years in the rear vision mirror, you could tie a white one, and not just a brown one, on there.


Glad this game is starting at 11:45am Perf time. 
 

I’m pretty dusty after last nights tipples that the hair of the dog can’t come quick enough. 
 

Dees by 31 points. 

Well, you learn something new every day…

I just did the unthinkable and used the public loo at Nth Melb train station. 
I never knew toilet paper came in 1/4 ply! It’s like using gossamer. 

Can't go today. Sick as hell unfortunately. First Melbourne game all year I'll be missing. Spewing.

 

Tigres spot in the  up for grabs today gives Great Waste of Space incentive and focus to get into the 8 with a win.

However i think we got them covered. Kossie is due.

Dees by 24.

2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Tigres spot in the  up for grabs today gives Great Waste of Space incentive and focus to get into the 8 with a win.

However i think we got them covered. Kossie is due.

Dees by 24.

Yes but so it was for the Bombers. If we play close to, or at our best we will win easily. Peeing down up here in Brisbane and can't wait to watch this game. Agree Kozzie is due and just trust we get a few supporters to the G today to give our team a lift.


8 minutes ago, praha said:

Can't go today. Sick as hell unfortunately. First Melbourne game all year I'll be missing. Spewing.

Get well soon. ?❤️?

16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Well, you learn something new every day…

I just did the unthinkable and used the public loo at Nth Melb train station. 
I never knew toilet paper came in 1/4 ply! It’s like using gossamer. 

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9 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Tigres spot in the  up for grabs today gives Great Waste of Space incentive and focus to get into the 8 with a win.

However i think we got them covered. Kossie is due.

Dees by 24.

Last week GWS were playing for a spot in the 8 and were beaten by the 17th placed Hawthorn. They weren't too incentivised it seems.

So glad we have Viney back to set the tone and help us stand up physically 


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The Bends

Great album though!

15 minutes ago, Deemented Are Go! said:

Anyone know if the G carpark is filling up/full? 

Gate 3 park about half full. Stream of cars coming in as we speak

54 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Well, you learn something new every day…

I just did the unthinkable and used the public loo at Nth Melb train station. 
I never knew toilet paper came in 1/4 ply! It’s like using gossamer. 

Did it have that lovely plastic sheen to it as well?


59 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Well, you learn something new every day…

I just did the unthinkable and used the public loo at Nth Melb train station. 
I never knew toilet paper came in 1/4 ply! It’s like using gossamer. 

Better than that stuff that came in single sheets about the size of a postage stamp and the texture of thin baking paper

Edited by doc roet

 

Vanders sub.

9 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Did it have that lovely plastic sheen to it as well?

The wax coating? But of course!


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