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1 minute ago, GCDee said:

Why are the booing that. Their dumb [censored] ruckman didn't even contest. Max grabbed the ball at least half a metre inside the circle 

Why single out one incident? They literally boo at everything. Everything. EVERYTHING. 

 
4 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

Our goal kicking is the issue tonight. We’d be well up if we kicked straight.

Agree. It’s a fu@$&(&&?n disgrace. Top team. Huh. We’d be 6 goals ahead if muffties like Harmes could kick straight. 

 

A few early goals this quarter and soak up some time. Need Kozi to be busy 

Gonna be a grind this last quarter whether we like it or not. There's been no breakaway chances taken and it's just not that kind of game. It will only come from sheer hard work tonight.


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

How frustrating was watching all those points being kicked?

Could very well cost us

5 minutes ago, RedButMostlyBlue said:

FFS

Can somebody, any of the guys in our i50 being paid to kick goals, take a mark and kick a goal!?

We're going to get shredded against better teams if we don't fix the forward 50.

Not been watching us this year?

Of the "better" teams who exactly had shredded us.

Unless by better teams you ate referring to the pies and crows.

 
1 minute ago, Jaded said:

These Essendon supporters are so insufferable. 

Absolutely idiots 

It’s like they picked the dumbest 20,000 they had, chucked them on the wing and said “just boo”. They are legit inbred. 


Even West Coast are like - guys, enough with Booing. It’s losing all meaning

 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Why single out one incident? They literally boo at everything. Everything. EVERYTHING. 

You would be hard pressed to find an essendon fan with an iq greater than their shoe size. 


1 minute ago, doc roet said:

been watching Hunt, he's been really putting in. 

Has shut out Tippa... so far

Langdon has been brilliant.

Tracc lifted.

Oliver good quarter.

Should be six goals up for all the effort that was put in.

Man I am going to enjoy this last quarter. 
 

sit down bombers fans. Just sit down


Jesus this game is giving me palpitations.

We're ahead and everything, and provided the wheels don't fall off we should run over these twerps.

But we've gone from a 'nice problem to have' in not knowing who to pick up forward to we seriously don't know who to pick. TMac has gone off the boil, I thought last round was an aberration. Fritter has had a couple of assists but otherwise nowhere near it. Kozzie quiet. 

What do we do?! We're going to need to convert against better teams and in finals!

2 minutes ago, doc roet said:

been watching Hunt, he's been really putting in. 

He's having a cracker. 

Brayshaw seems to be missing.

Who shut Merrett down?

Flicked onto the game just then, is it just me or the commentators genuinely seem disappointed every time we do something good or get a free kick? Luke Darcy in particular. 

 

I thought Choco had fixed our set shot yips? 


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